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To think Mumsnet has ruined a lot of songs for me

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ForChina · 03/11/2015 08:38

Every time I heard a song I keep thinking of what Mumsnet posters would say about it. Like, for example, I was listening to Pink's 'Just Give Me a Reason' this morning, and there's the bit at the start where she says he's been talking in his sleep, saying things that he never says to her (affair), and then he chimes in and says:

I'm sorry I don't understand
Where all of this is coming from
I thought that we were fine
Your head is running wild again
My dear we still have everything
And it's all in your mind

And I just thought, 'He's gaslighting her!!! What a wanker. LTB!!!'

I also thought similar when listening to Nick Jonas's 'Jealous' when he says things like, 'I don't like the way he's looking at you. I'm starting to think you want him too', 'You're too sexy, beautiful... that's why I still get jealous' 'It's my right to be hellish'. He sounds utterly controlling, entitled and emotionally abusive. LTB.

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Trills · 03/11/2015 19:31

Every Breath You Take is super stalkerish of course.

susielovessocks · 03/11/2015 19:55

Alanis Morissette 'You oughta know'.
The lyrics should read 'I want you to know/I'm happy for you/ I discussed it on mumsnet / I'm leaving you / I'm getting legal advice/ Never contact me again.

Angelto5 · 03/11/2015 20:00

Apparently like a prayer is about blow jobs!!

When you call my name it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

MinesAPintOfTea · 03/11/2015 20:41

Shock but all the churchy stuff in the video!

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