Please excuse any spelling mistakes this will be very rushed as i'm currently booking flights to Antarctica as we speak.
So there's a spider who's lived on my wall for maybe the last two weeks, think small, slow and almost cute not big, fast and terrifying.
I've just let him chill and i've even named him been meaning to put him outside but he barely moves so I figured he was harmless.
Just got in and the most terrifying thing is hanging in his web, i'm thinking now Bob's a girl and she's made herself comfortable and layed eggs.
I know nothing about spiders so i'm praying i'm wrong but what the fuck could it be?
It's sort of longish and brown but i'm not getting too close incase I die. It could of only happened since 6am today.
If we're going off of that Facebook video then if I touch it loads of baby spiders explode out of it and kill me right?!
How long do I have? What do I do?!
PLEASE HELP ME.