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AIBU?

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To think you dont just piss inside someone's entry?

28 replies

Every1KnowsJeffHesUsuallyACunt · 03/10/2015 17:21

In broad daylight?

And no its not meant as a euphemism for anything!

We live in a terraced house. Entry ways between the houses. Saw a lad disappear who I didn't recognise, nothing unusual, could be a friend of the neighbours, then reappear doing up his trousers Hmm

Dh went out, huge puddle of piss right there just inside the entry. Livid! Angry

I'm not a pearl clutcher but wtf is the world coming to, the little shit?!

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Narp · 03/10/2015 17:25

Is your entry the same as your porch/

Anyway, YANBU

Still, look on the bright side - my friend used to regularly have shit on her doorstep, courtesy of drug users (apparently there's a drug (? heroin) that uses you to suddenly lose control of your bowels.

LookAtAllThesePhucksIGive · 03/10/2015 17:27

I once walked past a well dressed woman crouching behind the bins in the mid morning on my way back from the shops. She was clearly a business person of some sort and had been caught short. I pretended not to notice as I'm sure she was mortified and had no choice. I've gone behind a bush or bin when caught short. Well I did before my kids came along.

PHANTOMnamechanger · 03/10/2015 17:28

not a porch, OP means an alleyway in between terraced houses, giving access to the back (I think)

YANBU OP, some people are gross.

Every1KnowsJeffHesUsuallyACunt · 03/10/2015 17:28

Its an alley that goes between the houses to the back gate, narp

Shit on the doorstep? Lawks! I'd wipe the fuckers face in it if I caught them!

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ThroughThickAndThin01 · 03/10/2015 17:29

YABU

It's everyone's right to piss on someone's property.

PHANTOMnamechanger · 03/10/2015 17:29

there's a cluster of houses in my town centre, right near pubs and clubs, that used to have people peeing on their actual doorstep and through their letterboxes - it got so bad the area is gated at night now.

Every1KnowsJeffHesUsuallyACunt · 03/10/2015 17:29

Caught short?

There's a pub over the road from us. With toilets.

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LookAtAllThesePhucksIGive · 03/10/2015 17:30

I think op means alleyway or ginnel.

Every1KnowsJeffHesUsuallyACunt · 03/10/2015 17:31

Begging your pardon throughthick just venting a frustration.

Maybe I should have it deleted? Would that satisfy you?

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LookAtAllThesePhucksIGive · 03/10/2015 17:34

If you have the option of weeing in an alleyway or a pub toilet then you should use the toilet. Definitely. But I don't think hiding out of sight if you're caught short and having a wee is wrong. It's just wee.

Hannahfftl · 03/10/2015 17:36

Think yourself lucky op, a poor woman's body was found in the entry by my house last week.
I honestly think some people think entry's are not part of society.
I've been so angered this week.

Narp · 03/10/2015 17:45

I have learned a new word

NoArmaniNoPunani · 03/10/2015 17:46

I saw a bloke taking a shit in a car park in broad daylight.

milkmilklemonade12 · 03/10/2015 17:49

WHAT?! That's horrible! Can you speak to your neighbours and ask? I'd want to know.

VulcanWoman · 03/10/2015 17:50

Saw a Man the other day pissing while walking up a bridges steps, loads of people around, two other Men shouted at him but he totally ignored them, he seemed really out of it, not drunk though.

WidowWadman · 03/10/2015 17:53

I caught some teen lads pissing in my front yard once. Called police (just like I did when they chucked dirt at our door, shone laser pointers through our windows and at one point directly into my eye. Antisocial arsewipes they were. Moved away from the area in the end.

MrsSchadenfreude · 03/10/2015 17:57

The problem is that there are no public toilets anywhere (in London, anyway). Most pubs will get sniffy if you go in and use their loo and don't buy a drink, or will insist on you buying one. And if you're outside of opening times, what do you do? (We have people who pee regularly in our hedge. It's revolting, but there is absolutely nowhere for them to go.)

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 03/10/2015 18:01

How come women seem to manage thenn when out and about even if there's a lack of toilets?

I don't see women squatting in ginnels, hedges, etc?

I'm talking about when in urban areas, not deserted forests which is different.

LookAtAllThesePhucksIGive · 03/10/2015 18:07

They're there Simon. You just don't see them well not always :o

FeliciaJollygoodfellow · 03/10/2015 18:09

Hannah are you in Liverpool? I hope so I really don't want to think of two murdered women Sad although I think I'm probably being hopelessly naive.

RE: the piss.

YANBU, although I have been guilty of letting potty training boys wee in the corner in the alley Blush

Floggingmolly · 03/10/2015 18:09

There is absolutely nowhere for them to go. What? How far from civilisation do any of us actually venture on a daily basis, that we have the need to piss in someone's hedge because there's "nowhere else to go"?
Rubbish.

MaisieDotes · 03/10/2015 18:15

Saw a Man the other day pissing while walking up a bridges steps

He was pissing while walking? Or you were walking? Pissing while walking sounds terribly messy Grin

VulcanWoman · 03/10/2015 19:35

Maisie, I know it sounds ridiculous doesn't it, you'd have to see it to believe it. I was walking down the steps and he was walking up pissing as he was going, so he must have been walking into the flow, I started back up the steps because I didn't want that on my shoes. He wasn't badly dressed or rough, I've just put it down to drugs as he was out of it, the other Men were shouting at him and pushed his shoulder to get his attention but he was just blank.

MrsSchadenfreude · 03/10/2015 20:00

Floggingmolly - so how many public toilets are there in your nearest town, that are open after the pubs shut?

I lived in Paris for years, and they had those loos which self clean after you've used them. Free. And you never had to go far to find one.

Sunsoo · 03/10/2015 20:47

I feel for you OP, I had a house like that when I was a student. It was in a student-orientated area... grim.