To think that if you have the energy and ability...

[lacktoastandtolerance]

...to open a cupboard door, you should also have the energy and ability to close it?

See also:

• putting the lid on the coffee jar
• putting the lid on the sugar jar

Very odd, elQuinto, we're used to stares, dd is a wheelchair user. She tends to tell people she's gorgeous and that they should fuck off and live with it. I have a feeling that conyo and mierda were learnt fairly early on by dc.
Whoops!

dawndonna I saw this site linked elsewhere- it has some t-shirts and hoodies and things with great slogans, your DD might be interested! www.squarepegclothing.co.uk

Bwa-ha-ha-ha silly arseholes!

Coño is a bloody great word! I have also been known to say 'minchia' if I stub a toe, or drop a cake or something ('penis' in Sicilian).

I am a little sad I couldn't use a ñ in my MNname. Hey ho.

If you have the time and energy to whine about these things on mn, you could actually put the clothes away/make the bed/shut the cupboard doors yourself DH.

... to walk into the kitchen to pour yourself another glass of wine then you could take your fucking empty plate with you!

And I swear, the fucking look and the attitude I got when he came back with his full glass and I said as much, un-fucking-believable!!!

I have to keep saying to myself, 'He's very good at polishing shoes and sorting out computer problems', [repeat ad nauseum when frustrated]

Chrohnically, that's brilliant, thank you. I see a couple of sweatshirts arriving for Christmas!
(Very reasonably priced, too)!

We can all list several little things our family members do that irritate us beyond measure. However, I tried to think of what I do that would similarly annoy DH, and I can't think of anything. Now, than either means that he doesn't bother complaining, or that I am practically perfect in every way. (yeah, right)

Aww, c'mon, nobody going to flame me for that remark?
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