To kill DP and leave him to the moths/spiders

[Whataconundrum1]

Firstly he made me watch 'the grey' when he knows I am terrified of wolves, then he fell asleep half way through, resulting in me being too scared to go for a wee incase the mutant Wolves get me. Now he is snoring his head off... He has been at work since 6.30 this morning, and I appreciate that. But WIBU to put a pillow over his face (all manner of poking and nudging are not working)

I wake my husband up when his snoring is bad. Fuck faffing about with nudges and trying to roll him over.

Snorted though at fermented's suggestion to tickle his face with a feather until he wakes then tell him it was a moth. Evil genius!!

My husband snores as well. It really does not help that I am due any day now with no 2 and struggle to get to sleep anyway without a demented warthog in the bed.