to ask you to share your most nauseating pet names?

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A friend recently confided in me, with a slightly worried air, that her DP has started calling her "Bobo". She is worried that this marks a sort of downturn in their relationship, but I see it as quite a good thing.
I call DH tiny reindeer. He calls me munchkin.
Anyone else got anything they'd like to get off their chest?

Not exactly on point but Loki or anyone else: how do you pronounce 'bae' if you're actually saying it out loud? Wouldn't you just say 'baby' or is it 'bay' or what? I've only seen it in text form (not down with the kids).

In public we call each other Babes. In private, DH is SexWildeBeest and I'm FuckBunny. Sometimes abbreviated to the caps in cards etc.

Tendon it's pronounced "bay"

An ex used to call me Bunny Breath. I've still no idea why.

I call my DH 'Teddy' or 'Owl' or more recently 'Ted-Owl'

Teddy or Teddybear because it makes him cuter to me and Owl because one day recently in the car he pulled a face and said 'Did that look like an owl?' it was so funny because he's in his late 40's and thus I named him 'Owl'.

Glad it's not just me then!

Not so much a name but an accent.Many years ago my SIL,DH's sister,had a French boyfriend.She was apparently bowled over by his sexy accent.Now apart from the boyfriend the only French accent we ever heard was the grunty bloke singing /growling 'je t'aime' etc down the breathy woman's ear ( this was over40 years ago ).Anyway,DH thought that whispering sweet nothings in a French accent would make me swoon.Guess what? ......... It didn't! I could only just about stop myself PMSROFL as his heavy West Midlands accent combined with the French was just

We call each other Fatty.

DD is Lloyd (no idea why) and DS2 is Lish, which I think started as 'deliciousness'. DS1 is Chuckle.

The dog is Poodle. She is nothing like an actual Poodle.