Let's play AIBU to fancy….

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Phil Spencer

Who is your AIBU Crush?

breakfast bap Larry Lamb is lovely

It was George Clarke but he is always too nice, then Nick Knowles but he's looking decidedly older recently and I'm leaning more towards Kevin McCloud. I like that he's a bit arrogant.

Oh my god, how could I forget! I've only very recently been able to move on from this...

Hugh Laurie as House. Though he needs to work on his kissing, he looks like a shit kisser in that.

And Wilson would get a go too.

So would Cuddy to be fair.

Yes, yes he is Mrsjayy. Silver fox indeed!

Dr Ranj is exquisite. Just the temptation to thin his eyebrows out- just a smidge, keeps me transfixed.

That Orlando Figes bloke though, just don't get that! He's certainly no Latin love God

Sue Perkins
Mel Giedroyc
Lowri Turner
Zoe Lyons
Helen Mirren
Meryl Streep (a thousand times)

And on that, I'm oot for the night. No to Bannatyne. ooh Deborah Meaden? Wonder what kind of mad lesbian/gay/animation orgy I'm going to dream about tonight....

Going back a bit, but Finch from the American Pie films...I do love a geek

'Tis a weird magnetic force which pulls the human psyche towards its unattainable desires !

Mourinho.

David Tennant I mean WTAF!

Oh definitely Mourinho.

Chris from Doodle Do sadly no longer on CBeebies, bastards

Has anyone said Jason Donovan?

Has anyone said David Jason?

I'M JOKING!

Mourinho was sex on legs but looked like he needed a shave, a shower, a sleep and a shampoo and set on TV the other night.

Chwat - maybe he just needed a shag!

Hmmmm,not sure about Mourinho, he reminds me too much of Cesar Millan for me to find him attractive!

I still would, Coper, I ain't fussy.

No no no, Alan Rickman is all mine...you can't have him

I'll add both Ciarán Hinds and Nathanial Parker to that list

Salem I was until I read the joking bit.

Oh oh oh...I forgot to add Thomas Gibson too (Hotch from Criminal Minds)

Oh and I fancied Jim Davidson when I was 15 and he was on Big Break. Fuck that's bad.

Mr Bloom
Philip Glenister
Will Smith

Rachel Weisz mmm

I want Alan Rickman. You can keep any footballer or anyone connected with football.

Can I have Zoe Ball as well, or is that greedy?

OMG... Just RTT... there are some APPALLING names on there. Are you even joking? These people are horrible! Physically, on top of how horrible they are!

Jarvis Cocker, however, is just mine. He just is. No one else likes him like I do. Fuck off. He's all mine, I claimed him years ago. He even did a song only I've heard of on Desert Island Discs (Dory Previn - the Lady With The Braid [which I did for our Family Xmas X-Factor]] which just shows how in tune we are!)
I also want Captain Sensible (I always thought I wanted Dave, but, actually, it's the Captain that does it for me - I've seen them live 7 times. If you don't know, don't ask).

Oh God, I have absolutely ghastly taste. As follows:

Jay Baruchel
Macaulay AND Kieran Culkin
Ray Liotta
Jack Gleeson (Joffrey. Fucking Joffrey. I need help)
Alfie Allen....I'm ashamed.
James Woods. Though I'll say that loud and proud.