#wedding #lighthearted #bestfriendsforever #STOPIT

[GloGirl]

Can't just be me who hates seeing this all over Facebook? I don't mind the occasional hash tag but I keep seeing people tagged in wedding photos on Facebook with about #15 #hashtags #allover

#I'msocool #I'mtotesInstagrammingThis #HipsterBeard #amIanoldgimmer #dontsayyes

My Facebook feed is full of this too, and the henparty run up; #besties #countdown #crazy times

#twats

I HATE it especially ones that mean nothing. I have seen:

#babygirl#browneyes#mixedracedbabies#mybabyiscuterthanyours

Hate blessed too ginger. Hubby cooked dinner (with obligatory photo), now watching corrie with a glass of bubbles #blessed

#deleteFB#problemsolved#

I have a friend who is usually lovely and normal but she's hashtag crazy on facebook and not just one either! It's clearly hashtag abuse.

"Spain is amazing! #holiday #sun #sand #family #love"

#blessed gets on my nerves SO much. As does the silly #like4like or #picoftheday or basically any other hashtags that are unnecessary IMO Also there's a girl from my course at uni who puts loads of hashtags after her Facebook statuses, whyyyyy????

But what on earth would we complain about the , silver?

In fact, next time I see any hash-tagger-twattery, I'm going to update my status:

Just done a really big poo #blessed #relief #bestpooever #flushed #Andrex #thisishowinterestinghashtaggingis

Bahahaha brian

Brian

#hashtagsmakemefeeloldandpastit

Brian #stinker #wontflush #calldynorod

Oh christ, this drives me nuts. I have recently hidden someone who adds about 50 hashtags to every single status update. And none of it is remotely meaningful.

#havingbreakfast #lovelymorning #mygreatlife #pancakes #lookattheview # food #foodbreakfastpancakes #lifethoughts etc etc

All attached to a duck-pouting selfie.

#proudmommy #tbt #selfie #like4like

#YOLO

I'm with you today Brian.

#donkeyleg #floater #needacoathanger #breakitsback

I thought yolo was like Yo!and Hello! merged together.

I HATE all that #blessed bollocks, especially when said family member has been a right stroppy moo at whatever do we're at. #liar #smilewhydontyou

Wally #breakitsbackohjesus! #absolutelygross

I find that 99% of hash tags could be replaced with #smug or #self-absorbed or #I'mgoingtotryandmakemylifeseemawesome

Generally, if there's a hash tag, there isn't any reality. IMHO, of course. #only an opinion

#omigoddonkeyleg #blamedthedogforthesmellIbetyoudid #hahaneedcoathanger #cracksmeup #hardtoread #toooldforthismalarkey #liesdownindarkroom

#dropthemic

Pick it back up and fuck off, you epic twat.

#weddingpoems
#doesmyegolookbiginthis
#pitofstupid
#liarliarpantsonfire
#yesbutmyweddingcostTHISmuch
#weddingdressmadebyblindbelgiannuns
#iambetterthanyou
#bollockstoallofyou
#lookatme
#sayprune

I've spent years avoiding Facebook and then I joined Instagram.

#bigmistake #stealthboastcentral

"Look at these peonies I bought at Tesco picked from the garden! #peonies #pink #jug #country #EmmaBridgewater #love #bliss #KitchenAid #potd #myhome #kitchen #Summer"

^ word for word.

#eatclean bugs me, especially when attached to smug photos of home cooking/baking.

I'm definitely going to start describing my #bowelevacuations in great detail

Waggle I've avoided all as long as I could.

• joined FB last month (because a very good friend invited me)

I avoid the site as much as I can

• joined Twitter yesterday, so I could contact MNHQ about passwords (had problems with emails) but started following some people #whyohwhy?
• while I was at it I downloaded Instagram app but not looked yet

more reasons I hate Jeffrey. he made me do that, being unable to access MN I had to do something plus I had some time on my hands.... #DangerousCombo

#ShouldIPutMyPhoneInGlassOfWater?