a) to not wash pre-packed salad and ... b)

[xavierfondue]

to eat DH's trifles, cos he's gone away for the weekend.

CBA to wash the salad. Can't I just bung it on the plate?

I haven't been at the gin, your honour.

You should wash the salad as it has probably been washed in bleach. Personally I like bleach.

I bleach my teeth - surely this salad will make them a bit whiter??