AIBU?
aibu to never go near the hotel pool again
WildwestWind · 01/08/2015 18:10
So today I'm sat by the pool on the first day of my holiday. Decide that I need a wee so go to the outside loo rather than track back to my room. The loo was pretty basic and the seat was wet so as I can't hover I put one of those paper loo covers on the seat before having a wee. When I got up the blasted thing was stuck all down my thighs and had disintegrated into a zillion little bits. Tried to brush them off but bits stuck like glue so I walked back to my sunbed looking like my rear had been hit by a snowstorm and my face scarlet.OH thought it was hilarious and said that everyone had noticed. What should I do?
. That's almost certainly not true.SchwarzwalderKirschtorte · 01/08/2015 19:23
OH thought it was hilarious and said that everyone had noticed. What should I do?
Make him buy you a nice big 
for upsetting you with an untruth.
When he's sunbathing write "twat" on his back in sunblock. 
Enjoy the rest of your holiday. No-one else gave it a thought as they're all thinking "hope no-one sees I forgot to polish the toe nails on both feet" "does my bikini show too much bum?" "Oh god that's my DC about to jump in the deeper part and where's his armbands?"
CamelHump · 01/08/2015 19:25
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Pippa12 · 01/08/2015 21:22
We recent went on a girls weekend- my high flying, beautiful friend got out of the pool and I noticed a page of heat ink printed to one thigh, he costume was see through and whole fanjo on show and to top it off she had chewing gum stuck to her bum cheek!!! I was laughing on other side of my face when I almost weed myself laughing 
#magalufisnotfortheover30's
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