aibu to never go near the hotel pool again

[WildwestWind]

So today I'm sat by the pool on the first day of my holiday. Decide that I need a wee so go to the outside loo rather than track back to my room. The loo was pretty basic and the seat was wet so as I can't hover I put one of those paper loo covers on the seat before having a wee. When I got up the blasted thing was stuck all down my thighs and had disintegrated into a zillion little bits. Tried to brush them off but bits stuck like glue so I walked back to my sunbed looking like my rear had been hit by a snowstorm and my face scarlet.OH thought it was hilarious and said that everyone had noticed. What should I do?

Brush it off and laugh? It's not a big deal

He said everyone had noticed? . That's almost certainly not true.
Shove him in the pool.

Nip DH, hard.

Then grin and drink, if you have the face for it announce loudly

Fucking hell it was carnage in there.

Tomorrow stick loads of glitter round your bum and the back of your thighs
The following day write "Kiss my bum" round your bum and back of your thighs.

Laugh it off....and wiggle your bum

YABU. You are never going to see any of them again. Who cares?

toilets near pools are often wet, as are normal ones. Surely you just wipe it with some toilet paper and sit on it as normal?

OH thought it was hilarious and said that everyone had noticed. What should I do?

Make him buy you a nice big for upsetting you with an untruth.

When he's sunbathing write "twat" on his back in sunblock.

Enjoy the rest of your holiday. No-one else gave it a thought as they're all thinking "hope no-one sees I forgot to polish the toe nails on both feet" "does my bikini show too much bum?" "Oh god that's my DC about to jump in the deeper part and where's his armbands?"

Like the sunscreen idea

Poor OP, you really needed to put "lighthearted" in your title. I thought you were being amused about it, pity nobody else realised!

Of course you can go back, wear dark sunglasses.

Yes it was a lighthearted thread and after three glasses of cava and a brandy I can giggle about it now

We recent went on a girls weekend- my high flying, beautiful friend got out of the pool and I noticed a page of heat ink printed to one thigh, he costume was see through and whole fanjo on show and to top it off she had chewing gum stuck to her bum cheek!!! I was laughing on other side of my face when I almost weed myself laughing #magalufisnotfortheover30's