AIBU to storm his wedding? (Lighthearted)

[HawkEyeTheNoo]

Well today is the day I've been dreading for 25 years. For long lonely years I have pined, waiting for him to arrive at my door with flowers and proclamations of undying love. Ever since the days of Byker Grove I have salivated over this scrumptious little pocket of dynamite longing for the day he meets me and realises I am the one!!

Today, the love of my life gets married today I lose him forever today I know will be the end of my fantasy of him charging on a horse to my door with love in his eyes for me, his adoring princess!

So, WIBU to nip in the car and storm the church bellowing "STOP! Declan Donnelly I LOVE YOU and you love ME!"

I mean, I'm already looking gorgeous as I'm dolled up to the nines looking glamourous as I do every day nice navy track suit and pink slippers he couldn't possibly resist me!!

Anyway if the oven takes longer to clean than the couple of hours fortnight I anticipate, I may miss the wedding and he will probably go on to have a wonderfully happy life without ever having the chance to know what delights life would have has in store with me!!

(After lengthy discussion weary shut the fuck up hawkeye I'll do what ever you say just let me watch the film last night, DP has agreed to move into the spare room should Declan come a'knocking today.

Seriously, hope they have a great day! even though she stole my man the bitch

Nooo swallowed this is his agent. Been together a couple of years.

Oh shame.

Hmm thought he was just about the last "wholesome" guy left on the box. Obvs not...

Oh she does look so happy. and not afraid to wear heels, well guessing she's in heels

Ah well Hawk - hope your oven is sparkling.

Leigh Francis looks a sight. I think Mr & Mrs Schofield look very nice.

I've shaken Ant and Dec's hands (and a drunken conversation with them about who had the best hair)

Umm yuk, each to his/her own I suppose but why that squirt when there are so many hunks in the world?

But he's a smiley squirt.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3182135/Declan-Donnelly-set-marry-agent-Ali-Astall-Newcastle-ceremony.html

Bride dress REALLY plain, what the hell is Ant's wife wearing lol? She looks like she's got the bottom of her skirt caught in her knickers. Another nonentity wearing a full skirt and biker jacket - classy for a wedding, not. Some blokr called Leigh wearing the most vile suit ever with unmatching shoes

Ahh I so would have gone and saw them if Id known it was today freak I know. Love a Seleb Spot and theres little opportunity here in Newcastle!

Wonder where the reception is...

It's not plain - it is classic. I think.

tbh I know bugger all about wedding dresses but there's no back-fat so that has to be a plus doesn't it?

Leigh=Leigh Francis=Keith Lemon.

I think the wedding dress is beautiful and very classic.

I was tempted to go down and take a look, but parking would have been crazy.

What's wrong with what Tess is wearing?

Ants wife's outfit is a little unflattering, maybe she is trying to hide something?

It would be lovely if she was Rain, they have been trying for a long time.

I was going to pop down too, but figured it would be chaos and couldn't be arsed I was wondering where the reception was too? Church looked lovely!

Wouldn't it just. I remember reading howntheynwere having problems conceiving. Would be lovely to have a real little Ant

*how they were

Twirly should we head down to the town and try every hotel until we find them! I reckon quays then Jesmond if we have no luck there. Wear walking shoes.

A toast to the happy couple in every venue? I'm in

I think Tess looks lovely.

I think they all look nice except Leigh Francis and Ants wife, bit of an unflattering shape dress.

Are you joking cant see it myself