Should I call the police?

[Nofuck1983]

I think this is it. I bought some crisps today. DP opened them and ate one without asking. AIBU to file for divorce? Should I call the pilice? Are all men evil? Hold hand please.

I am going to go against the grain - YABU.

I assume there is a back story? Has he not eaten for days? Maybe he was starving. Maybe he thought they were his crisps. Maybe he thought you'd bought them for him. He obviously has issues, you are being so unkind. Mature cheddar? maybe he was doing you a favour!

Tut tut op, have a heart.

I am going to sleep on it. Wish me a safe night

If you sleep on it, he'll steal your choccies in the night. He has shown what he is capable of.

Quick, call Erik Estrada potato CHiPs (showing my age, google it!)