AIBU?
AIBU to attempt to bottle ds2's milky breath for posterity?
atticusfinchatemybaby · 15/07/2015 20:31
And if not, how can I do it?
We're about to start weaning ds2, who is also DC Last, and I am sobbing into my pyjamas over the fact that this is the beginning of the end of the Milky Breath in my life 
I am a milky breath addict. I put my nose by his mouth at bedtime so I can smell him. Once I thought 'that's a lovely perfume someone is wearing' before realising it was the scent of a fresh milky sick on my shoulder. We have baby photos, vÃdeos, etc for posterity but HOW WILL I SURVIVE WHEN THE SMELL IS GONE????
I will end up a crazy lady, running up to strangers' children in the park and sniffing them before bursting into hysterical tears and being pulled away by my burly nurses...
Maxxatticusfinchatemybaby · 15/07/2015 20:41
I was thinking about keeping a sicky top, although the milky sick isn't quuuuuite as delicious as the milky breath. Maybe a top with milky drool wouldbe a better compromise? But I'm wondering if it will turn rancid. Would rancid milky sick top be better than no milky sick top at all? And again, worried about my future employability and ability to support my growing (aaaaagh! Sob!) DS if I become known as Rancid milky sicky top hysterical lady.
for when you no longer get this!atticusfinchatemybaby · 15/07/2015 21:10
cornishvanillacream I think you might be onto something therr. Judging by the responses on here there could be quite a market for it. I'd enjoy coming up with the adverts for it too. Instead of some overpaid super starlet in a gold dress prancing around on a starry background maybe it could just have a five second close up of a baby being a teeny bit sick and the caption 'Sniff it. You know you want to.'.
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