Sometimes I think I married for looks not common sense. So I asked for a bottle of water and he's come back with the most expensive water you can probably buy at an airport. He's also been kicked out of a fancy restaurant once as he got confused and thought the sinks were urinals (apparently the taps were hidden...) And once in a sawna thought oil was good for your skin so splashed olbas oil all over his face and was surprised it burnt him!