To have discreetly weed in the garden?

[CrohnicallyAspie]

With the hot weather, I've had the paddling pool out for my 2 year old, and have also been drinking lots of water with the expected results.

Faced with the choice of
A) leave toddler unsupervised near the pool, knowing that I would be at least 2 minutes due to no downstairs toilet
B) drag toddler inside kicking and screaming in protest at being made to leave the pool
Or c) make sure no one could see and wee in the garden
I felt c) was the easiest option! So AIBU to have chosen that one?

Such a non event, I can't believe you are thinking about it again.

Wee away!! Your garden, your rules!!

If we all weed in the garden? Well who knows. Melting of the polar ice caps, earthquakes, tsunamis of course it would be lethal

YANBU. I am a firm believer in al fresco wees, and if it stops another toddler tantrum (shudders at the memory) so much the better - life's too short

I wouldn't have done it, no.

At least it wasn't on one of your child's soft toys...
Piss away!

It's the nitrogen in wee iirc that makes it good for compost - helps to break down the waste matter in there. Not sure if it has to be msle wee though - surely wee is wee?

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Eww, gross. Much easier to go indoors and use the toilet, and then wash your hands, surely? I think you are very lazy! Also, how did you wipe?!!

Is your garden set within acres of land, so the house is a 20 minute walk away through the meadow and across the stream? Or is it a 2-minute trip to the toilet?

meh, whatever,