The end of our garden backs onto the side of a neighbour's property. This neighbour happens to be a teacher at my dc school and married to a policeman. They have two teenage brats and a feral crap machine dog whose shit they never clean up so currently the end of our garden is unusable due to the overwhelming stench of dog crap coming from their garden.
As seems to be the tradition with them since their eldest hit about 14 they've had all the neighbourhood teens over every weekend in the summer for mass drinking sessions. It gets wearing. At the moment the teens are in the garden singing loudly as part of a drinking game.
aibu to get the hose, walk to the bottom of the garden, aim it over the fence and turn it on?
I want to move. I really really want to move.