I'm getting to a point where I could start an enormous list of things people say to me or I have overheard that are just...wrong!
A customer (although didn't order anything) has just said:
"is this your first?" and touched/patted my stomach
I said "no, third"
He then said "golly you must enjoy early nights! But not for sleeping eh?" then laughed loudly and said to my boss "this one's husband has a buy time with this one" pointing at me.
My boss gave a polite/frightened smile.
How can anyone think that's a normal joke to say to a complete stranger?!