To wear my mummy's race 'medal' all day

[polkadotsrock]

I never win anything. I'm horrifying pleased

'What you need to do kiddies is drink gin the night before'

I hadn't even considered that I might end up online...off to check th nursery fb page and accidentally upload anything with my (somewhat surprised) face in it to the world...

Ooh a sticker, I didn't get a sticker!!

'And remember, its the taking part that counts, LOOOOSERS'

I dare you, next time you meet a running bore (I'm allowed to say that, I'm one!) go into huge detail about your training regime, diet, hydration, latest gizmo. When they look puzzled, and say they didn't know you were an athlete, just retrieve your medalfrom under your t-shirt (for you shall surely be wearing it!) and nod slowly and knowingly