To think that instead of having a 'cheeky' glass of vino .....

[MurielWoods]

You should just have a glass of fucking wine and get on with it?

A 'cheeky' glass will still pickle your liver.

Lots of FB updates tonight that are pissing me off I may be suffering PMS

Oh and saying 'don't mind if I do' - just drink it FFS!

And breath ...........

Pass. I was surprised the waiters don't take the orders. (Never been to Nandos) and there was an endless supply of pop apparently.

I strongly dislike people who constantly remind me how much I'm eating. "Having another biscuit? Blimey!" "Going for the buffet again,eh?" Ooh look at you having 2 bars of chocolate". FFS stop counting! Let me eat! So now I will always be the first one to say, "ooh I'm just going to have a cheeky piece of cake. Don't mind if I do! Naughty..."

And honestly I don't even eat that much, it's just people need to comment if you have more than 1 of something.

Oh you bloody bunch of miseries. If I didn't say half of what MNers hate to be said, I would barely be uttering a word.

A friend came home early from a night out to find her husband viewing some "cheeky porn" on the pc.

She used those very words. I was .

thickandthin that's generally a good strategy :D

Nandos is confusing indeed. The beers are sadly not bottomless but it is overall a nice experience.

See, I am guilty of wine o'clock. Or beer o'clock.

oh and as for hubs well its largely uttered by those who have been married for less than ten years....

It is irritating!

Although (and sorry OP but you did it above)

I hate so bloody much 'and breath...'

For so many reasons but mostly because it's BREATHE!

if it was big assed beauties he was bashing off to then I'm impressed by her accuracy and her objectivity Vind...

YANBU

I had to hide someone on my fb feed because all the cheeky drinks and runs and "Ran this far, Boom!", shit was doing my head in.

*Or just drink it and not publicise the fact you are having a drink because you want to sound a bit cool or interesting?

The current obsession with having to let everybody know that you are drinking wine and that you love wine is fucking tedious.*

Yes yes yes yes a thousand times 'yes' to every word.
Why do people need to announce what they're drinking, FFS? And to do it in such a mimsy 'oooh, aren't I WICKED?' kind of way.
You're 46. I don't give a fuck if you're have a 'cheeky bottle of prosecco'. I don't give a fuck if you're drinking a pint of petrol or slamming shots of rat's piss. You're an adult. Drink whatever you like.

A friend came home early from a night out to find her husband viewing some "cheeky porn" on the pc

Just snorted some 'cheeky' lager out of my nose, thanks

Bank - yes! Wtf is it with the boom / whoop whoop brigade. So excited. About EVERYTHING...

crystal

You see this ALL the time on here. From grown women.

I have hidden a Facebook friend who had lots of 'cheaky' things. Even worse.

This bugs me so much. I've hidden people for too many 'cheeky glass of fizz' posts. I don't even no what it means, why is it cheeky?

Cheeky is annoying but where do you stand on 'crafty', as in "I was having a crafty fag outside,"? I'm rather fond of it, speaking as a very occasional smoker.

I can't stand the accompanying photo of said 'cheeky' beverage.......I know what a glass of wine looks like thanks, and they pretty much look the same as each other.

'Crafty' is fine, makes you sound like a bit of a rakish bounder (or whatever the female equivalent is. 'Boundress'?)

It's CRINGE

"Cheeky" Ffs just fuck off

Ah but crafty means on the sly, so crafty fag for someone who doesn't normally smoke, makes sense.
I just don't get what a cheeky glass is. And are they really just having one glass?

I've followed the sage advice given on another thread here and unfollowed 90% of my newsfeed. It's ace. No more 'cheeky' vino. No more 'nom nom nom'. No more 'as you do '.

Crafty is fine. I might say I was having a crafty tot of whisky if I were crouched down at the alcohol cupboard drinking it on the sly.

Cheeky boils my piss.

'Cheeky Nandos' was a thing on tumblr recently.