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Original poster

To think that instead of having a 'cheeky' glass of vino .....

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MurielWoods · 27/06/2015 22:45

You should just have a glass of fucking wine and get on with it?

A 'cheeky' glass will still pickle your liver.

Lots of FB updates tonight that are pissing me off I may be suffering PMS

Oh and saying 'don't mind if I do' - just drink it FFS!

And breath ...........

OP posts:

Sparklingbrook · 27/06/2015 23:14

Pass. I was surprised the waiters don't take the orders. (Never been to Nandos) and there was an endless supply of pop apparently.

Alwayswiththechords · 27/06/2015 23:14

I strongly dislike people who constantly remind me how much I'm eating. "Having another biscuit? Blimey!" "Going for the buffet again,eh?" Ooh look at you having 2 bars of chocolate". FFS stop counting! Let me eat! So now I will always be the first one to say, "ooh I'm just going to have a cheeky piece of cake. Don't mind if I do! Naughty..."

Alwayswiththechords · 27/06/2015 23:15

And honestly I don't even eat that much, it's just people need to comment if you have more than 1 of something.

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 27/06/2015 23:18

Oh you bloody bunch of miseries. If I didn't say half of what MNers hate to be said, I would barely be uttering a word.

vindscreenviper · 27/06/2015 23:19

A friend came home early from a night out to find her husband viewing some "cheeky porn" on the pc.

She used those very words. I was .

Alwayswiththechords · 27/06/2015 23:20

thickandthin that's generally a good strategy :D

Passmethecrisps · 27/06/2015 23:21

Nandos is confusing indeed. The beers are sadly not bottomless but it is overall a nice experience.

See, I am guilty of wine o'clock. Or beer o'clock.

lemonade30 · 27/06/2015 23:21

oh and as for hubs well its largely uttered by those who have been married for less than ten years....

GoofyIsACow · 27/06/2015 23:23

It is irritating!

Although (and sorry OP but you did it above)

I hate so bloody much 'and breath...'

For so many reasons but mostly because it's BREATHE!

lemonade30 · 27/06/2015 23:24

if it was big assed beauties he was bashing off to then I'm impressed by her accuracy and her objectivity Vind...

BankWadger · 27/06/2015 23:31

YANBU

I had to hide someone on my fb feed because all the cheeky drinks and runs and "Ran this far, Boom!", shit was doing my head in.

CrystalHaze · 27/06/2015 23:34

*Or just drink it and not publicise the fact you are having a drink because you want to sound a bit cool or interesting?

The current obsession with having to let everybody know that you are drinking wine and that you love wine is fucking tedious.*

Yes yes yes yes a thousand times 'yes' to every word.
Why do people need to announce what they're drinking, FFS? And to do it in such a mimsy 'oooh, aren't I WICKED?' kind of way.
You're 46. I don't give a fuck if you're have a 'cheeky bottle of prosecco'. I don't give a fuck if you're drinking a pint of petrol or slamming shots of rat's piss. You're an adult. Drink whatever you like.

CrystalHaze · 27/06/2015 23:41

A friend came home early from a night out to find her husband viewing some "cheeky porn" on the pc

Just snorted some 'cheeky' lager out of my nose, thanks

LondonRocks · 27/06/2015 23:44

Bank - yes! Wtf is it with the boom / whoop whoop brigade. So excited. About EVERYTHING...

AuntyMag10 · 27/06/2015 23:55

crystal

You see this ALL the time on here. From grown women.

felixstardust · 28/06/2015 00:02

I have hidden a Facebook friend who had lots of 'cheaky' things. Even worse.

RedCrayons · 28/06/2015 00:04

This bugs me so much. I've hidden people for too many 'cheeky glass of fizz' posts. I don't even no what it means, why is it cheeky?

MargotLovedTom · 28/06/2015 00:12

Cheeky is annoying but where do you stand on 'crafty', as in "I was having a crafty fag outside,"? I'm rather fond of it, speaking as a very occasional smoker.

NotBeingRudeBut · 28/06/2015 00:12

I can't stand the accompanying photo of said 'cheeky' beverage.......I know what a glass of wine looks like thanks, and they pretty much look the same as each other.

CrystalHaze · 28/06/2015 00:15

'Crafty' is fine, makes you sound like a bit of a rakish bounder (or whatever the female equivalent is. 'Boundress'?)

DirtyDeedsD0neDirtCheap · 28/06/2015 00:17

It's CRINGE

"Cheeky" Ffs just fuck off

RedCrayons · 28/06/2015 00:17

Ah but crafty means on the sly, so crafty fag for someone who doesn't normally smoke, makes sense.
I just don't get what a cheeky glass is. And are they really just having one glass?

CrystalHaze · 28/06/2015 00:18

I've followed the sage advice given on another thread here and unfollowed 90% of my newsfeed. It's ace. No more 'cheeky' vino. No more 'nom nom nom'. No more 'as you do '.

LosingTheWillToSkate · 28/06/2015 00:27

Crafty is fine. I might say I was having a crafty tot of whisky if I were crouched down at the alcohol cupboard drinking it on the sly.

Cheeky boils my piss.

FraggleHair · 28/06/2015 00:39

'Cheeky Nandos' was a thing on tumblr recently.

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