Mine:
- Unloads a dirty dishwasher
- Puts half-full cups of coffee on the top rack of a clean dishwasher (ie one that's finished its cycle and is waiting to be unloaded) so that it spills down onto the clean plates
- Snores like a puffing billy
- Always puts the golf on the TV
- "Doesn't see the washing up" unless it's in the sink and I've walked him to it and put a dishcloth in his hand
- Weeds the garden and pulls up all the seedlings that I've carefully nurtured
- breathes
Other than that, I quite like him.