AIBU in thinking the 2 ingredient based pizza...

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...looks fucking hideous?

The Mumsnet you-tube channel advert over ====>

Not enough cheese, the basil looks bored and listless, there's too much sauce so that it stops the top of the base going crispy, and it's NOT SERVED ON A FUCKING PLATE, but some kind of Jamie Oliver type "rustic" board/table.

It looks gross. You're lucky you didn't try the microwaveable jam - I looked through the door and it looked like a volcano of pink goo bubbling over the top of of the bowl. Ended up with solid pink goo stuck to the inside of the microwave, work surface, tools etc and no jam.

Haven't seen the ad but I love making the yoghurt/flour pizza base - so quick and fun for the kids.

Yes it looks horrible!! It's not a pizza at all.

Screen shot it for anyone who hasn't seen.

It's alarmingly red.

And pizza dough pretty much is just flour and water, anyhow, just usually with a bit of some sort of raising agent, oil to improve the texture and salt to make it taste of something.

Anyone else remember doing scone based pizzas at school? Or did that die out with the 80s?

that looks horrible.

Imagine if you were sharing it and got one of the slices with no cheese

Heh that really is spectacularly shit, isn't it?!

Seems like anyone who's actually made it said it's easy to make and tastes good.

I cant believe this thread, it is a small pizza, you put on as much cheese on as you want, does no one have any imagination.

bruffin Is it your pizza?

Its awesome for celiacs. Yoghurt and GF flour - great authentic pizza douch that actually tastes like pizza

It's not that we don't know how to improve it for our own consumption, it's the idea that it's been posted up as something we should be aiming for!

YANBU, I would fee very depressed eating that!

Pizza douche, Sunshine?

It SAYS you don't need to blind bake it. My arse, my friends. My arse.

They'll be changing the site's name to ShitPizzaNet next.

I feel so sorry for the basil. Won't somebody just think of the basil?!

That is one depressed looking pizza.
I think it needs help.

Poor Prozac Pizza.

Not exactly appetising. And it looks like somebody threw it on the floor in disgust rather than eating it. Can't say I blame them

Somebody please link to the Bartholin cyst thread! Pretty please?!

Yeah, the pizza looks rubbish. Not nearly enough delicious cheese.

that pizza looks vile, but I'd like to defend the yogurt dough

it's quick, it works and unless you tell people no one would ever know it wasn't proper dough.

You're welcome Starling

Hmm I think someone was reading the thread, the gross pizza has been replaced by a recipe for microwaveable blueberry muffin - I'll pass.

Someone's said that anyone who has tried it has said its nice. I'm still trying to fathom why you would even do that though, given that pizza itself isn't rocket science and so nice, I don't know why you need a alternative. It can be done by primary school kids.

Why reinvent the wheel?

Now Microwavable Chocolate Brownies for when there is fuck all chocolate in the house and its a real emergency...

Because you don't have to leave it to rise and because it's really fun and a bit gloopy? Or because it's nice to try something different? Or because you're drunk and hungry and have only yoghurt, flour and cheese in your house?

I don't think it's the yoghurt base that's the problem, its just the picture of that particular pizza looks so depressing and vile. Why didn't they put more cheese on it for gods sakes?