Desiccated fucking coconut

[KanyesVest]

I am not being unreasonable. Why is there desiccated fucking coconut in a chocolate chip biscuit? Foxs are the unreasonable ones. Bastards have ruined my evening.

I love it. I sometimes buy a bag of it from health food shops and eat it like sweets. So much more convenient than spending a whole evening trying to chisel my way into a real coconut with various tools, including a hammer and a screwdriver...

Desiccated coconut rules. It is much nicer than real coconut, which tastes a bit like malibu-infused swede rather than (as should be the case) the inside of a bounty bar.

Sometimes I make icing and mix in a load of desiccated coconut and eat it from the bowl. I, too, would roll in it.

Tunnock's know what they are about and word has obviously spread to other biscuit manufacturers. Desiccated coconut is gradually taking over the world. Live with it, embrace it.

Bleurgh - on a choc chip cookie thats sacrilege! Only place for dessicated coconut is with sliced banana, mango chutney and a hot curry. Its lurvely then ...but prob v 70's ! Now i am hungry!