to ask what adverts drive you mad

[sixtylicious]

There are just so many adverts out at the moment which I can't stand. I think my worst, for now, are the seemingly endless series of sexy yoghurt adverts, especially the Nicole Scherzinger ones where she is constantly getting yoghurt on her nose and giggling about it. URGH!

''Do it with a Bing Bang Fucking Bong''......can't even recall what it's advertising but it so grates my gonads.. eurgh

Will do, Miss

I hate:
The credit card (Barclays?), one with the irratating manchild going on about "making the most of it".
The Trivago drippy girlfriend/bearded boyfriend cleaning their teeth.
The Stork with butter cake ad
The Cortana ad. I get it's voice recignition. I dont get having a conversation with a machine.
The Vanish advert, everything's a stain. Er, no, it's just a dirty mark that will come out in the wash.

Sensodyne - any of them

Secret Escapes whispery woman and her potentially abusive partner from whom she has to hide the fact that she's sharing information with us

Money Supermarket giant lady ass man

Vanish tips

That fuckawful thing with the girl who's having singing lessons and she sings to her dad in the car. I can't remember what it's advertising because her singing is so shit.

Patronising 'this girl can' adverts.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who dislikes 'This Girl Can'. Too many close ups of boobs. Pisses me off.

I'm sure it's been said before, but I'm fed up of the story adverts and the poem adverts.

Story - eg Barclays, Halifax

Poem - Macdonalds, Barclays (again)

Also hate the patronising Stork advert ( why is a man talking abiut women cooking, and who uses a wooden spoon to get marg out of the tub?!)

Also gate the 'Our Tune ' music being used in an advert. It's sacred.

It's not been on a while but that right move (? Maybe) one that shows amazing houses and says it's your reward for all those late nights etc.

Have just seen the fry light ad.

Woman in a tutu is annoying enough, but that kitchen is deadly. The hob that she's frying on is set under wall units

Is it Oak Furniture Land or something? They have "gold for the price of silver" and go round tapping things...actors are atrocious.....grrrrrrrrrr......

Definitely I'm gonna make the most of it man. Barclays?

And before that the bloody Hive ad.

All badly rhymed, non-scanning kooky doggerel ads in fact.

I only really like ads with animals and fake animals

All of them
The Nationwide scarf one made me cry though but I blame pregnancy hormones for that!

Wonga ad "I do the school run...twice a day". Well come along then love and collect your medal.

Vanish advert- it's so marvellous it gets rid of the stain before your very eyes! Oh then add an extra scoop in your machine.... Why the stains gone? Or are we just using it up twice as fast.

The money comparison site with man on heels and bum wiggling really really?? Is that supposed to be how a hot girlfriend walks??

All constipation ads which only ever show woman, half the male population must suffer in silence with constipation Because they couldn't possible need a woman's medicine.

Saw one the other day for a ladies razor brand.... One fits in your handbag ladies! One has special gentle blade blah blah. I don't know how men cope not being able to pop it in a bag and shave whenever the urge takes them.

People with ulterly perfect teeth being told by their oh so caring dentist they must use x brand of new toothpaste to protect their perfect teeth. They must have been doing something right you would think.

While I'm on a roll how come all those cordisol mouthwash ads can show real blood when they spit in the sink yet always can't!

Yoghurt adverts, not the Nicole one, the muller ones with the blonde woman who has a very bad case of smugtwatface going on.

The barclays/barclaycard one where the man who appears to have 17 kids, a life partner and a mortgage is getting married and sings today might be the day where "I finally commit" what the fuck is having kids then?! Also the person performing the song does a weird twee effete voice that annoys me a lot and doesn't sound like a man who could ever possibly father children anyway.

Also, can we get a drone strike on this advert?

I hate it with every fibre of my being. Fuck the woman in it. Fuck her voice. Fuck the person who wrote the song and the lyrics. Fuck the person who put the video in it.

*put the video together

"Hi, I'm Barry Scott"

I could punch Barry Scott in his funny fucking mouth. Urgh, he makes my skin all crawly.

another nicole sherzinger one where she says 'chocolate covered golden balls' when it is quite obviously the other way around...

Gala-la-la
Gala-la-la
Hey, hey, hey
Bingo...

Ugh!

Any ads with groups of women have them either all sitting at a table discussing their digestive tracts or dancing in a gig awful mumsy way (Lorraine Kelly I'm looking at you )

notso I think it's for thinning hair.

Mine is the Trivago ads with the idiot couple in Venice and the other ones (oh god, breathe) brushing their teeth in the hotel bathroom.

The music, the voiceover, the "I want, I want, I want"

Another that kills me is the Gumtree rap/poem advert where they randomly crowbar 'vintage clock' into the middle of a section where it makes no sense, just so they can finish with the phrase 'Gumtree Rocks' it makes me want to scream!

On Smooth Radio, these ads give me the rage :

1 Woman with mouth full (sounds like she's crunching crisps), waffling about Weight Watchers & how she can still eat fish & chips

2 Dopey old woman chatting fakely to thick young girl in ? Boots ? Optician shop about the '2 for 1 offer' (do ad agencies actually have actors listed as 'thick-sounding' ?)

3 Woman talking about how 'My Mum & I always wanted to go to Africa on safari ... Then she was diagnosed with dementia ... Then we went to Africa on safari'

I know, it's the price you pay for 'easy listening' !