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to drink myself into unconscious oblivion?

53 replies

HookedOnHooking · 10/06/2015 22:31

Horrid day at work. Sad. Difficult. Long.

Won't be sleeping any time soon as brain isn't going to switch off.

Box of red wine.

OP posts:
cleanmyhouse · 10/06/2015 23:02

If you're going to get shitfaced on a school night, at least have white instead of red, lesser of two evils on the hangover front.

I usually find the need to get shitfaced lessens after one glass and i just get sleepy and go to bed.

Wine bowel syndrome is a thing then? Red wine green poop.

Soduthen116 · 10/06/2015 23:03

Could dave be Beckham? Grin

sallysparrow157 · 10/06/2015 23:03

Frumpet, I live in a first floor flat at the min so I can't do it any more either!! It does work though!!

Soduthen116 · 10/06/2015 23:04

Cider is worse, apple orchard poop.

LookingForDave · 10/06/2015 23:04

Ooof no. Not white. I'm a sensitive type. Can only do red. Or gin. Or prosecco.

LookingForDave · 10/06/2015 23:06

Haven't drunk cider since new years eve 1989-1990.

Hissy · 10/06/2015 23:08

Whatever the question is, Dave is never the answer...

Stick to Vin.... :)

DustBunnyFarmer · 10/06/2015 23:08

What's the whole Dave thing?

CattyCatCat · 10/06/2015 23:09

Well done, Dave. You'll feel a lot better for it tomorrow morning. If its another hot day then a death style hangover would be unbearable if you have to work.

Soduthen116 · 10/06/2015 23:10

David Beckham would he my answer. No agree carb stomach cider and red wine makes me depressed. Also red teeth.

frumpet · 10/06/2015 23:10

Wine bowel syndrome - you wake and have a perfectly normal poo , followed by periods of stomach griping and then you go straight to a 6 on the Bristol Stool scale ( I so want that mug !) Surely this happens to everyone after too much vino ........ ?

frumpet · 10/06/2015 23:11

Oooh New years eve 89/90 was a good year Dave , although possibly not the morning of the 1st for you Smile

LookingForDave · 10/06/2015 23:14

The 1st of 1990 was Not Good.

Never
Again

LookingForDave · 10/06/2015 23:15

Dave is The Answer to Life, The universe and Everything.

Particularly after a Really Bad Day.

catswag · 10/06/2015 23:16

could some sleeping pills help

LookingForDave · 10/06/2015 23:19

Nah. Am lightweight. My 2 prescribed glasses have ne sorted. Might sleep shortly.

frumpet · 10/06/2015 23:19

Why are you selling some catswag Wink

frumpet · 10/06/2015 23:21

Sorry slipped back to the late 80's/ early 90's !

Hope you get a decent nights sleep Dave Smile

slicedfinger · 10/06/2015 23:30

Sleep well Dave. Flowers

TheWintersmith · 10/06/2015 23:41

I'm loving 'straight to 6 on the Bristol stool chart'

ItalianLemons · 10/06/2015 23:45

I thought it was only me, I call it wine shits

FastWindow · 10/06/2015 23:46

Why Bristol? Wass wrong with us Brizztolians? Izzit.

Never knew that about white vs. Red.

FastWindow · 10/06/2015 23:47

And on a more elevated point, what happened today op? I had a day from hell on Monday. Nothing big, but I was on the verge of tears all day. Most unlike me (I'm the office optimist)

geekymommy · 11/06/2015 00:18

That's not you, is it, Sir Tim Hunt?

Soduthen116 · 11/06/2015 01:27

jan 1st 1990 dc1 was 4 months old and me and dh were 21! Holy crap. No hangover either as had gone to bed at 9 pm the night before.Wink

Hope tomorrow is better for you op. Flowers

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