We just got back from a weekend away. I unpacked the car, sorted the food away, settled the dogs, helped DH unpack the camper, made him some lunch and then we both sat down for a rest after a long drive. Did you bring in the piece of wood that was in the car? he asks. No, I didn't know there was a piece of wood in the car. So he jumps up, goes out huffing and puffing, brings in the (obviously highly important) piece of wood, slams the door and sits back down looking grumpy. I ask him what the problem is, and apparently it's me. All he wanted to do was sit and chill after a long drive but he can't because he has to do all the stuff I've not bothered doing. Such as bringing the wood in from the car. I point out that I didn't know it was there, I had no idea he wanted it bringing in and that if he'd asked me to bring it in I'd have been quite happy to do so. His response: "I shouldn't need to ask." AIBU to be quite baffled at this or should I have received mind-reading instructions with the ring?