to stay ungroomed

[Anydrinkwilldo]

Nearly at the end of dc3 pregnancy, haven't been able to shave my legs in nearly 2 months and as for the lady garden - well its more of a forest. Others in my fb group that are due same time are worried about the grooming. I couldn't give a flying fuck really be bothered trying to get into yoga positions to groom. IANBU am I

Hell. Not he'll. Stupid autocorrect.

after all they all seemed to cope before the done thing was to be as bare as a bowling ball.

That's because, if you needed 'assistance' they shaved you themselves.

Thank god the days of shaving and enemas are long passed.

You only need a minute strip taken off for a section though, they don't give you a Brazilian

Wow, the things that some people worry about!

Would honestly never, ever have crossed my mind to care. Having a bag packed and a clean nightie, maybe, but body hair???! I was having a baby not taking part in a fashion parade.

I had an emergency c section with my twins and they didn't shave me. To be honest it was the last thing i was thinking of as the wheeled me screaming to theatre. YANBU : )

Back in the 70s one of the mums at my kids school was pregnant. She had green hair (on her head) and her lady garden was apparently also green. She had an emergency section and when she woke up she had a note from the surgeon saying he was sorry he had to cut the grass. Made us all laugh when she told us but of course laughing wasn't a good idea with stitches.

I heard the midwives give you a private room for recovery if you go in with a vajazzle...