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AIBU?

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To think it's fucking impossible to decorate when you have small DC?

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YellowYoYoYam · 19/05/2015 19:42

We're trying to decorate our hall. I optimistically thought hey, it's just the hallway, it won't take too long, not that much upheveal. What the hell did I know?! It's got 5 doors in it - that's 5 doors to paint 3 times, 5 door frames to paint 3 times, and 5 doorways to cut it around 3 times. It also has a wooden staircase that needs painting. There is now nowhere for our shoes, coats, hats, double and single buggy etc. so these things are now strewn about the rest of the house. Going for a walk or a day out involves madly scrabbling around the house piecing together mismatched shoes and whatever coats we can find. Doesn't matter if it's wet and warm, if all we can find is DS's padded snowsuit, that's what he'll be wearing.

The DCs are two and one so there is no chance we could do it when they are awake. Painting for two hours every evening once they're in bed means it's taking fucking forever. We shatter ourselves on Monday and Tuesday then can't face painting again until the weekend. We stupidly started this when DH has resumed his summer hobby of cricket and we both had work commitments.

Also, DH is so slap dash, I went to my mum's for the day with the kids, he did two final coats on the woodwork and there were still, after three coats of paint, parts of the wood that had never been touched by a brush! Aargh!

How do other people manage this? Please tell me AIBU and there is something glaringly obvious that we're missing.

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Mrsfrumble · 20/05/2015 08:05

I share people's pain with the cleaning. The landlord and property manager are coming at 4 pm to take photographs of our house for insurance purposes. Said house is a shit-tip thanks to preschool having already finished for the summer. It's now 2 am and I've spent the last three hours cleaning because it's the only time I can get it done with a preschooler and toddler under my feet.

I tried to do some during the day, but it rained all afternoon so I couldn't banish them to the back yard and while I was emptying the tumble drier the toddler found a stray biro and scribbled all over the kitchen cabinets. Thank fuck for Magic Eraser sponges!

Christelle2207 · 20/05/2015 08:39

Christ we just had our hall stairs and landing done and although we have decorated bits in the past (before we had children!) it didn't occur to me that we'd manage to do this within a reasonable timeframe with a 21m old. We paid someone else to.

genome · 20/05/2015 08:51

I've had many wallpaper samples on our living room wall for about a year! Still haven't even started as the thought of decorating with 2.5 and 1 year old fills me with dread.

Queenmarigold · 20/05/2015 08:56

I would pay nursery, childminder, babysitter .. anyone to take hem out for a dy while you knock it on the head, or I'd pay for a decorater. Either way it's going to cost money

dingit · 20/05/2015 08:57

Agreed, it's a nightmare. Mine are teens, and I think we have redecorated our hall 3 times. But could someone tell me why the actual fuck we painted it apricot white? It should be scuffed grey. Because they take off shoes and bags and randomly chuck them at the walls. This does not account for the strange scuff marks down the stairs. I scrub marks every week. How do other people have immaculate hallways?

TremoloGreen · 20/05/2015 09:00

Yikes, I think I'll hide this thread now. We're buying a do-er upper with a 2yo and pregnant. I'm stupidly hoping we'll be able to stay in our rental another month and that will be long enough to update the central heating, put in a new bathroom, completely redecorate and put in new carpet upstairs. Before DC2 arrives (really want a homebirth!) I'm completely deluded am I not? Grin Shock

Landscaping the garden and insulating the walls and loft will have to wait til later...

DisappointedOne · 20/05/2015 12:16

I scrub marks every week. How do other people have immaculate hallways?

I'd be concerned about anyone that did. Homes are for living in, not keeping pristine. Sad

3CheekyLittleMonkeys · 20/05/2015 12:20

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mrssnodge · 20/05/2015 12:47

Niot only hard work with toddlers, --My DC is 22 and still makes a mess of the newly decorated walls in the hallway!!
He works at a dirty factory, never washes his hands after work, and places his dirty hands on the wall whilst walking up and downstairs- the wall opposite the bannister!!! Im buying him a new tin of paint next weekend so he can do it this time!!!

dingit · 20/05/2015 13:17

Disappointed, trust me, my house has a lived in look Smile

yorkshapudding · 20/05/2015 13:33

Oh god. We've just had an offer accepted on our dream house (lovely area, detatched with loads of space as opposed to our current pokey mid-terrace, good schools etc) but it is a bit of a fixer-upper and this thread is making me want to cry! All the work that needs doing is purely cosmetic and shouldn't be too complicated but we have a 16 month old, which of course makes everything a bit more complicated Confused

DH is convinced that it will all be fine, at the weekends one of us will look after DD while the other cracks on with the decorating then swap etc. I am convinced the whole thing will be unworkable and will drive me completely insane...but I really love the house.

Someone tell me it'll be OK! Lie if you have to Grin

toomuchtooold · 20/05/2015 13:50

I remember in what must have been the spring of 1980, "helping" my mum and dad to decorate their bedroom by taking some of the offcuts of wallpaper that had wallpaper paste on them and sticking them to the wall they hadn't started on yet. I was 3 and a half. Mine are 3 now and we are about to move into a fixer-upper: when we got the building quote we asked them to just include decorating because there's no way, not with 3 year old twins. I'm going to do the woodwork painting, possibly, when the kids go to Kindergarten, and I might also do some cleaning then.
I am really glad though to be hearing that we're not the only people who can't get things done with littlers around! It gives you some hope that there will be a time further down the road when it is all possible again, doesn't it? The other week we went over to the neighbour's for an errand early on a Saturday morning, their youngest kid is 8, and we went over at 9 am and the kids were still all in their bedrooms reading and playing and stuff. I can't imagine the luxury.

toomuchtooold · 20/05/2015 13:51

yorksha I think it's all doable if you have one child. It'll be fine!

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