to wonder what's with all the vicious cat threads this week?

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Hmmmm? Bit odd, no?

Has no one seen "My cat from hell" on Animal Planet?

Sometimes they have a whole day of it. Nothing but vicious disturbed cats. like MN today

Well I've got to say something. Get a grip or try harder to be funny. And remember to check your lawns for puddy poop lest your children wither and die from poopitis.

Mine has already eaten one of the other cats.

My cat spat & hissed at my sister for no reason yesterday.

And just now she made me cuddle her.

Dual personality disorder?

One vicious cat thread reminds a member of another vicious cat so another thread is started. It happens all the time with various topics.

Our back garden is fairly cat proof and sometimes one that manages to get in gets trapped and can't get out. We're going on holiday at the weekend and the threads have reminded me to leave a key to the padlock on one of the gates with a neighbour in case he spots a trapped cat.

Oh my god Wiggly, did she get a tetanus jab? And how's your mil?

My cat sits on my head. I used to think it was cute, but now I think he's trying to suffocate me

Theres no way my cat is a Tory voter. Shes classic UKIP - hates the black cat next door.

Have to say, cats are totally evil. Mine have been trying to kill me for years. They collude - their speciality is the old 'tripping on the stairs' ploy.

And I think they can communicate telepathically. Scary.

Undiagnosed low level of anti-social personality disorder in society?

Tends to take it out on animals first. Cats are popular pets...complain about cats and accuse them of irrational things?

I was making breakfast this morning when I heard an appalling snarling and hissing and looked out to see one of the local cats pinning down another while next door's cat looked on fascinated. Were they fighting or having sex?? I have no idea but it certainly put me off my porridge.

My cat does not have the evil cat trait he is also very stupid and looks shocked when he does occasionally hiss

My old cat was pure evil such a character she would of course insist sitting on the laps of people who disliked or even better were scared of her and she would give them a little massage too

I left her at the vets to have her teeth cleaned. When I picked her up the vet told me he could only treat her again if I was there they had to sedate her as she attacked him and the veterinary assistants I replied poor little princess she must have been terrified he gave me this look

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Tizwailor I don't know how they do it but I believe it's to make themselves look bigger and scarier. They usually also do a silly sideways walk to go with it.
Ours does it at stuffed animals and the hoover, it's hilarious and ridiculous!

Mine attacks humans at random.
He once chased me down from the other side of the street and took me out by the arm like a police dog, but to be fair to him his previous owners were abusive and he has mellowed out a lot in the last few years. He likes riding around on DH shoulders like a really fucking heavy mink stole.
We do warn everyone who stops to pet him (he's a complete attention whore) that he might spontaneously combust though. Unfortunately for toxic mother, who thought we were just trying to keep him to ourselves, she refused to believe us. Her reasoning " but he's so handsome!" He shredded her.

In the dark they will come for you.
No one is safe.
Mine has already killed the dog.

Tiz We are our cat's fourth home too. His first owner was the sort of person who should not be allowed pets given that she had a reputation for repeatedly rehoming them once they grew out of the adorable kitten/puppy stage. He was passed around like a hot potato for a bit, mostly kept inside a cat box in all that time and when he was finally let out in our kitchen his relief was actually visible. He had a sniff round and then flopped in the middle of the room as if to say "Yeah, this'll do."