Dog rolled in human poo this morning. AIBU to offer him up to some lovely tolerant MNetter?

[Taz1212]

And here I thought there was nothing worse than a dog having a good roll in fox poo. There is. Human poo. Bloody dog.

We were having such a nice walk this morning and I was being terribly smug with myself because our dog is finally growing out of his need to greet every single dog we meet. Then he went and spoiled it by running into the woods and coming out again covered in what was not the poo of any animal. I'm guessing one of the fishermen from the resevoir had gone in the woods.

Anyone want him? Will consider swaps with teenage children who just want to lie about all day.

I'll swap with my dog if you like. She's not too bad with squirrels, but once ate a human poo. I know it was a human one, as she vomited it onto the carpet a few hours later. The stench was worse than a dead donkey and we had to cut out a square of the carpet as we couldn't get it clean. Obviously shit tastes better than Tesco dog food.

sorry Taz to let you down - perhaps I can do a swap with stupid dog who has crapped on my bedroom floor this evening, or you might be interested in the family of mice who are living behind the aga that the dogs ignore when they run round the sitting room - I am sure I have something to swap . . . . my vet bill needs a home

Decomposing fish is a less unpleasant thought than human poo (owner of dog who has rolled on dead fish & eaten poo).

That's bad. I thought I had endured the worst dog-rolling in awfulness incident ever. A dead rotting crow carcass that was in a mushy state of decomposition. I actually threw up once and gagged into my mouth throughout the dog bathing process. Skunk smell wasn't as bad as that!

My cat was tobogganing on the cream carpet this morning. I'll swap him.