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to fancy Michael Flatley a little?

59 replies

YANAgurl1973 · 07/05/2015 13:50

Just watching loose women now...Blush

OP posts:
curlyweasel · 07/05/2015 15:38

Coumarin I'm sure it can still be found somewhere on the internet if you're interested.

I'm not looking for it.

Took years to blind my own mind's eye to that one! x

squizita · 07/05/2015 15:52

Boak.

Boak boak boak boak boak.

itsaminefield · 07/05/2015 16:23

yes

DisappointedOne · 07/05/2015 17:14

Disappointed, I find that a very disturbing thought. Did he say that himself? No-one 'has to' have sex, how ridiculous.

Yes. I think it's in his autobiography. I think he admitted being at it with most of the female dancers.

tyto · 07/05/2015 17:22

What do you mean by fake Irish accent?

squoosh · 07/05/2015 17:23

His accent is a very 'Begorrah to be sure' American/Irish hybrid.

tyto · 07/05/2015 17:25

So he didn't actually grow up in Ireland? I didn't know that.

AldiQ7 · 07/05/2015 17:31

He. Is. Grim.

YANAgurl1973 · 07/05/2015 17:42

The PIC??? Really??? ERM...part of me wants to google lol

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Sammo0 · 07/05/2015 17:46

Totally get this. Occasionally watch old Lord of the Dance clips and yes, he is highly fanciable.

Coumarin · 07/05/2015 18:09

Curly for once this is a google I can definitely resist. Grin

tilliebob · 07/05/2015 18:10

Oh my lord OP we'll all club together to get you some therapy ShockShock

MyballsareSandy · 07/05/2015 18:14

How on earth can he 'self fellate'? Has he got an enormous knob or just very flexible!!

PacificDogwood · 07/05/2015 18:14

YABU. In case that needed stating again…

I think he's entirely made of teflon-coated plastic - that would explain his unnatural smoothness AND disturbing bendiness Grin

Wadingthroughsoup · 07/05/2015 18:29

He looks like my Aunty Mabel and she is not an attractive woman.

Hahahahaha!

I'm really not getting the MF lurve. And I too have had some weird crushes in my time. (Can actually understand how Lottapianos head was turned by Clegg).

MF really doesn't look very masculine to me. He looks sort of small and dainty. Not my bag at ALL.

scarletforya · 07/05/2015 18:33

Oh. My. God.

He's about as sexy as Daniel o'Donnell. The Hollywood Irish accent alone is enough to make you hurl. Then there's his botoxed head. Just no. He's toe curlingly awful!

Mrsjayy · 07/05/2015 18:34

I bought the riverdance video just for him i still would he has old lady hair though

squoosh · 07/05/2015 19:10

I'd rather go dogging with Daniel O'Donnell than go near the self-fellater fella.

wowfudge · 07/05/2015 19:13

Oh dear god squoosh - you made me laugh out loud! Apparently Mr Flatley has a terrible bad back these days, so I doubt he'd be too thrilling in the bed department.

DurhamDurham · 07/05/2015 19:21

Maybe he keeps his back very very straight while his legs do all the work like when he dances.....just a thought. Not a nice one mind you.

M00nUnit · 07/05/2015 19:29

I've always thought he's pretty sexy. I saw him performing in Lord of the Dance on stage last year and oh my god it was amazing. He's definitely still got it. I can see why people think he's an odd person to fancy though.

(Remember what Chandler in Friends said about him scaring "the bejesus" out of him? "His legs flail about as if independent from his body!")

DurhamDurham · 07/05/2015 19:32

............now Chandler I would GrinGrinGrin

PacificDogwood · 07/05/2015 19:43

Who wouldn't, Durham? Grin

DurhamDurham · 07/05/2015 20:08

GrinGrinGrin

Feminine · 07/05/2015 20:19

He has a look of a garden statue about him.
Imagine he was made of pure white stone, and it works!
Hair that kind of blends in to his forhead.