...to quietly break his fingers?

[KingJoffreyFanciesDarylDixon]

DP has friends round. They're playing a board game.

During moments of great excitement (!) one of them clicks his fingers three times in a row. I do not understand why, as far as I know he's not one of the cast of West Side Story nor is he summoning a waiter.

I have a poorly ear. High pitched noises make it ache. Also, clicking fingers makes me homicidally angry.

So, would it make me a terrible person to break them? Nothing dramatic. Just quietly walk over and snap them off?

Would I?

idk if you're being unreasonable or not but this is my favourite thread title of all time for some reason

It's the 'quietly' in the title that does it, Snow', makes it sound N at all U.

Cause when you're a Jet you're always a Jet!

Cause when you're a Jet you're always a Jet!

Cause when you're a Jet you're always a Jet!

Cause when you're a Jet you're always a Jet!

*"do you like.........KNIVES...?"

My house bunny is called Knives, he does like her and it would just cause multiple confusions.*

That just made me laugh out loud. What are the chances?!

Oh FFS, that was supposed to be in bold. But hopefully you get what I mean. It's just made me laugh again.