to vote UKIP just to remind Rusell Brand I don't need his advice?

[grovel]

I won't - but I really don't want that malodorous, lanky, streak of donkey snot offering voting advice all over the media. And, yes, I know from personal experience that he is malodorous. You can, of course, beg to differ about "lanky" and "donkey snot".

Every UKIP voter I've ever come across has the brain of a pea.

Yes exactly, why do we need to keep these rich people who contribute fuck all?

And I think if it had been "carefully orchestrated" then he probably would of endorsed Labour before the time expired to register to vote.

I can't stand Russell Brand but anyone that can get more votes for Ed and get these awful Tories out can just crack on for the next few days!

Providing services to higher rate taxpaying bracket households is about 80% of my business. Nearly half of our business is from households who appear to be in the 200K + income bracket.

Obviously I don't know the full details of my client's incomes, but based on homes, cars, school and holiday choices that's my estimate.

In return DP and I are doing very comfortably and employ eight part time staff all on Living wage.

We need to keep the rich in the country and voting anything but conservative will be an economic disaster for England as a whole.

erm..1. the country is the U.K. 2. We don't need to keep the rich in the country, we need to generate wealth from the work we do, not have it skimmed off by 'the rich'. 3. UK is the low wage ecomony of Europe - we have derteriorating living standards, despite Tories inheriting a growing economy in 2010. Tories have screwed up the potential of this country and shouldn't be allowed to do any further damage.

Or to put it in nice simple easy to understand words, we need rich people because they pay ordinary people to do stuff for them.

It's a toughie. It's hard to know which is the bigger twat out of RB and Farage.

You shouldn't take the advice of any celebrity on which way to vote .

Instead you should read all the manifestoes and decide which one you like best, while accounting for the fact they are probably lying about at least half the pledges.
Sadly this means I can't vote UKIP, as their Scottish campaign manifesto launch was marred by the fact that the manifesto was lost in the post

Low wage btw means low tax take which means poorer public services which means more privatisation.....which means more exclusion for poorer people and so maximise profits in those services for the investors. That is one of the reasons why Tories deliberately generate a low wage economy.

We don't need rich people Alpaca - you might need them to suck up to and rely on them, but that's your bed.

and of course re the OP there is never a reason to vote UKIP. Ever.

The OP did say that she wouldn't vote UKIP in the first sentence of the main text.

I'm kinda tempted to vote ukip as a vote for change, love them or hate them they have changed the face of politics in the UK and made it a lot more interesting.

Yes we know.

But EVEN IF you voted UKIP, how would RB know you did it t oshow you don't need his advice?

As if Russell Brand gives a flying fuck about you?

If you vote UKIP, you are a spectacular cunt though, but YEAH, teach russell brand a lesson.

Far, far worse people offer voting advice! The thing with advice is that you can ignore it. Just as I can ignore Tories, UKIP fannies and the like :)

If RB told you to drink water because it's good for you, would you drink your own urine just to spite him?

I really dislke Russell Brand
I really dislike Ed Milliband.
I dislke Nigel Farage even more so yes YABU

How about voting Labour despite his advice. Faaar more radical reaction.

Somewhere OP Russell Brand is sobbing big fat tears because you no likey him [sadface] [cwying]

Brand clearly craves attention.
He got it from Miliband.
So now he loves him.

Its that simple.

RB must smell amazing because that can be the only sensible explanation for so many women lusting after him when he looks like he needs a good wash.

I think with Miliband he'd wake up in the night fretting about the job and making sure he was living up to the enormous responsibility, whereas some of the others you know would sleep soundly cocooned in their own smug self righteousness.

YABU

Why watch RB if you don't like him? Don't like, don't watch it. It's really not that hard.

He is entitled to broadcast his opinions, as we all are.

I genuinely think RB believes the nonsense he spouts btw. I don't think he is involved in some kind of conspiracy theory re. the not voting/voting Labour thing. The deadline to register to vote has passed anyway, so it would be a crap conspiracy....unless the conspiracy is to drive Labour voters into the arms of UKIP, in which case it seems to be working OP .

If RB told you to drink water because it's good for you, would you drink your own urine just to spite him?

Yes

I love RB but he is not to be taken seriously most of the time.