To think "That Person" ... And we all know who they are should be

[Salmotrutta]

Killed.

I am not unreasonable?

"That Person" is a twat.

End of story.

Er?

Mango - yes.

I may not do "behind the back" stuff very well...

This didn't quite translate properly...

Sorry.

I knew what I meant.

So it's all about you

Can I edit?

It should read...

"To think "That Person" - (and we all know who they are) shoul be killed...

Of course its all about me....

Behind the back and sidle off is a sensible course of action.

Which doesn't help much but will keep you out of trouble.

Can you double back with a short, sharp twerk at the last minute?

eh?

Enough about me, what do YOU think about me?

Killing isn't very nice. Maybe they should be just locked away. Or banned? (Is it someone on here?)

On the (extremely rare) occasions when I want people killed, I usually want to hurt them a bit first...

It is quite clear who the ^intelligent€ people are on this thread...

intelligent

...

I have a list of them. YANBU

Wow. Just wow.

Killing seems a bit strong, why not just cut their tounges out or in the case of mumsnet, cut their fingers and toes off.

Beam them OP.

Yeah, cracked it.

Cut off fingies and toes, beam them up.

Sorted?

?

Oh not another thread about God....

only if she's fingieless [god emoticon]?

Hmm. If you cut off their fingers and toes, they will just get one of those sticks that attach to a band around their heads (a bit like a unicorn, but with the sticky-out thing pointing down) to type messages.

I'm glad this thread isn't all about me, though I am my favourite topic of conversation, being so fascinating and charming and intelligent and humble as I am.

I like fingieless.

It's a good word.

Go back to bed OP. Come back once you have thought things through.