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Surely you couldn't get your shoe on?

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tiredvommachine · 20/04/2015 15:35

On my local FB selling site. Surely with toenail extensions, you'd struggle to get your shoes on? Plus I think it's a bit grim looking Confused

Surely you couldn't get your shoe on?
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tiredvommachine · 20/04/2015 19:20

My life, it's now up to 68 comments!
The first three were just asking where she was based/would she travel and then the thread has just deteriorated into people saying Bleugh/leave her alone/love them hun. Bargain for ten pounds!

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DrFoxtrot · 20/04/2015 19:49

I'm eating while reading this Envy and not a lot puts me off my food. That's me feeling queasy not envious.

DrFoxtrot · 20/04/2015 19:50

'Love them hun' Grin

tiredvommachine · 20/04/2015 20:14
Grin
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CocktailQueen · 20/04/2015 20:17

Yuk. Crap toenails, crap punctuation.

CocktailQueen · 20/04/2015 20:17

OMG! The claws!!! My life.

DinosaursRoar · 20/04/2015 20:22

oh well I think I'd quite like to have claws on the beach this year, I reckon you'd get a sunlounger to yourself if you rocked up with those...

Summerisle1 · 20/04/2015 20:25

Ewwwwww! I mean, why? Just why?

KingJoffreyFanciesDarylDixon · 20/04/2015 20:28

The claws are awesome...

...for Halloween.

SqueezyCheeseWeasel · 20/04/2015 20:29

Just hideous.

NeedABumChange · 20/04/2015 20:34

My gosh they look like teeth growing out of her feet!

On the other side, my friend is missing a toenail and gets a fake one stuck on for holidays or any special "feet being seen" type occasions. But it is very short and natural- painted a solid colour the same as her real ones.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 20/04/2015 20:37

Mmmmm claws Grin

I have half a packet of "Stilletto" false nails (pointed and long) from last Hallowe'en...................................Smile

AlwaysAFool · 20/04/2015 20:39

Toes are horrid why draw attention to them.?

Minging and a total waste of money.
The nails will go over sandals and imagine stubbing your toes with them on. Confused

HolgerDanske · 20/04/2015 20:39

Omg no! This is one of my biggest pet peeves; toe nails do NOT look nice when they get long. Nicely trimmed, always, to just under toe level.

Ugh shivvvver.

Nothavingfunrightnow · 20/04/2015 20:40

Fuck, that's hideous.

Sorehead · 20/04/2015 21:15

cunny is that the Gruffalo? Grin

tiredvommachine · 20/04/2015 21:26

I'm guessing nobody wants her contact details then?

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ParkingFred · 20/04/2015 21:34

aaaargh! Screaming here.

BumblingBoris · 20/04/2015 21:40

That is sooooo gross and wrong, I hate feet at the best of times and a they look so amateur, even tho she is a trainee. I would be embarrassed to display that as my workmanship
and the carpet is filthy

sebsmummy1 · 20/04/2015 21:47

Keep scrunching my toes up looking at those photos! I sorted my trotters out at the weekend. Nails nice and short and painted a light nude for Summer Smile

DamselNotInHerDress · 20/04/2015 21:47

at anyone trying to draw attention to feet Shock ESPECIALLY with cheap looking Claire's accessory style stick ons Confused

spiderlight · 21/04/2015 13:07

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah - NO! I can't stand the feel of toenails against socks/shoes/bedclothes and cut mine as short as physically possible. This is just all sorts of wrong. It's made me feel all squirmy.

Swaledale · 21/04/2015 13:07

Wrong, just wrong! Long toenails are vile!!

SoonToBeMrsB · 21/04/2015 13:26

Why did I come back onto this thread?

fannyfanakapan · 21/04/2015 14:01

(shudder).

remember src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Su2iX-aiAQg" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen> this Lynx ad?

One of the old ladies who collects from the preschool has toenails like that - naturally. And she wears sandals where her toes hang over the top.