to think that I might not be the next Top Gear Presenter

[TopGearBird]

Well it's been a few weeks since the hoo-haa fraca and nobody has rung. Not a single attempt to get in touch.

They're not going to pick me are they?
Has anyone else heard?

No, 'tis me ( I am Sue Perkins Lookie Like~ey Go Me ) even though I know nothing about cars. Or cakes.

Given the amount of abuse Sue perkins got from f-wits on tw*tter it's prob. not a bad thing

I thought that Sue was all part of the Top Gear succession plan, bit like the Royal family. Sue was going to take some flack, soften them up to the idea of a woman, then there I'd be.

It's all gone extremely well so far EXCEPT they've forgotten to call me

Hell didn't you know? They took one look at my reverse parking expertise and my 12 yo Polo and just disregarded everyone else.

My baggy arsed unflattering Mum-Jeans did the trick