If TV shows were on AIBU

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Inspired by the fairytale thread...

I have this urge to kill people so I murder violent criminals who won't be missed anyway. AIBU to think I'm doing society a favour?

I have an hereditary talent that means lots of people rely on me. Sometimes it can get dangerous and involves violence, occasionally death. My xp changed and became increasingly threatening. We sorted it out eventually but it was too late and I had to kill him, for everyone else's safety. Wibu to just ftfo and leave everyone else to sort out their own messes from now on?

X with tictactoad!

I've been diagnosed with a terminal illness and need to make sure my family are provided for when I'm gone. So I've hooked up with an ex student and we've started cooking meth in a trailer in the desert. What could go wrong??!

BigFatPanda : Buffy

adarkwhisperinthewoodwasheard : Great minds

Adarkwhisper... yes!

I am stuck on mamatj's

Perfectly: breaking bad

I'm a bit of a genius, various (outdated and pointless) laws/ legislation are holding my research back. I've started a fling with this amazing woman. She's been bringing my research on. OK we're bending rules, but surely the pursuit of science calls for that?

Update. She's asking a lot about security (I'm damned important, no point in hiding that). It'll be OK right? All this low tech insistence is such a restraint on the pursuit science (and of course, I could do with a bit of praise for my genius).

Another thing. Am I wrong to fake a british accent?

AIBU to introduce elements of a new religion to my people? I'm a bloodthirsty guy but some bits of Christianity are appealing. My people are tied to sacrifice though, they love a bit of blood. In the meantime, aibu to content myself with sacking major Christian towns and lusting after my original wife, who kicks ass, after dumping her to get an heir on some willowy chick? I am majorly hot, do a good mysterious smirk, and would scrub up well if I ever washed. Finally, I think my bro has major power issues, if he tries to usurp me again aibu to blood eagle him?