To think that wind up threads ain't what they used to be?

[Salmotrutta]

Remember Sharon and the wasp?

The Piano Wig?

The Motorcyclists and the seagulls?

Mitmoo?

Good times, good times...

The name one is obviously fake. There's loads of crap trolling all over that thread. Not just the OP.

I think one has been zapped already, so weak. You've missed nowt, promise.

Annoumcement - I should probably state that wind up was not the best title.

I'm sorry as I know some of those threads are real.

How embarrassing!!!

Too much poo. I quite enjoy toilet humour, but it's so unoriginal and they're never funny. The responses often are funny, but it seems like lazy wind-up trolling, to let your 'victims' provide the entertainment.

Penguin bollards on The Isle of Wight Was that not real?? I must be losing it.

There was a really good one a few years ago about a dead cat or something. Anyway, it was pitiful, but we all started a lovely group reminisce about all the wonderful cats we'd known and loved. It was a very long thread.

It was fab. Sniff.

But a tiny bit of me hopes it's true so I could picture the op getting a slap from the sil.

And her Charmaine getting straight A's at A level, a good degree and a top job.

Yy to too much poo, but 'rivers of sweetcorn' was a good'un, as was 'poo cubes'.
It's a finely judged thing, innit.

And I will have a fondness for Brian from Leeds for a long, long time

See my last post nick - some are just good entertainment even if they are not real.

How would I go about changing the title?

And to what??.....

I loved Dan Snow Boss.

I am starting to remember the Pie and Bovril invasion quite fondly now too.

was the penguin enclosure date the one where the cheating DP was set up to meet? Was that not true?

I totally missed hamster stew.

The "Charmain" thread made me think of El Cid's wife Jimena.

Now there was a class lady.

Now, I appreciate that I'm oldish and you youngsters may not have seen "El Cid" - but go on, watch it!!

I've had several poo issues over the years and can't even come to mumsnet for support lest I be branded a troll

What about rosepetel with her hamwiches?

Oh yes!! rosepetal and "hamwidges" - I fell in love with her!

Lois -

Can we help now??

You can air your bowel problems without worry. Just not those that involve accidentally shitting into the boss's glovebox on the hottest day of the year, or pooing your pants at the Ambassador's reception but you weren't wearing pants because you'd come straight from aquarobics and hadn't put clean'uns in your kit bag. It's surprisingly easy to spot a Billy Bullshitter amongst medical problems.

Anyway, surely you can just say, "I'm not the poo troll, honest!" And everyone will believe you. Particularly if you reference penis beaker.

Salmo I like going on a toilet and nothing of note happens. Aibu to think my poo should be more exciting? Is that entitled?

Lets stop now.

Why do I always miss the fun stuff?
Goady threads are my favourite and they succeed in baiting me every single time.

Oh yeah! I'm not a troll, U have a fanjo dipping beaker and everything

*I have not U fgs.

I never understand the thrill people get from coming onto the internet and talking about poo. They should really just go away and draw pretty pictures of it, I'm sure they'd find it amazingly fulfilling.