Aaaaargh, low life shit for brains sons of peckerheads ANTS.

[HoneySwampDragonInMourning]

In my kitchen.

Fuckers.

They are unreasonable I am not.

I have cinnamoned my cracks and tea treed my crevices. If that doesn't work to make them retreat without harming them, than I will make the powder that causes death by inability to fart.

I'm checking each morning I know they are on their way into my house I can sense them coming the beasts! :( hate hate hate them

You must shoots them.

With the worlds tiniest gun.

Obvs.

Salmo

shooting is not soloution for ALL of natures beasts.

And people will say the bait stations but they take too long I don't want to tempt them in! I want them to stay away!
I've tried peppermint on all skirting/doors entryways this year

Course it is Honey.

Course it is... [????

Sons of peckerheads?

How fucking sexist.

So I suppose the laydee ants cause no problem at all and just sit there with their legs crossed, sipping tea huh???

coco,

I'll be getting the Baking Soda first. I try to avoid poisoning them in case I accidentially kill the disco spiders. If they die I'll get the big hairy buggers that scare the kids.

Worra...... They are all sons bar one. So technically I'm not sexist.

The spindly legged ones they eat other spiders.

I think they are known as Carpenter spiders.

Wait, WTF are disco spiders? Are they very good at stayin' alive (except in the face of baking powder) or what...?

Well wait till the female decides she's ready to start a family

You'll be sticking more cinnamon in your crack than you could ever imagine

Well I assume that if they eat the odd poisoned ant, that strays they'll get poisoned.

But if they eat an explodey icing sugar and baking powder flavoured one they will just get spidey hiccups.

at Bee Gees reference to Disco

LOL at boogey spiders.

Chemical warfare all the way here against the bastard ants. Little fuckers have still found another way in though. All the eater chocolate is currently in bags hanging from the ceiling.

Apparently they leave a trail of pheromones which is why they keep coming back. If you spray vinegar it'll destroy their scent so they won't find their way back in

Talc is amazing, powder the areas they are coming in & it will stop them straight away .
My nan told me about it & I haven't had a problem with ants since