Well we (dd2 and I) ate all the cakes. Apparently we need to make more now because they were supposed to be for tomorrows dinner party 
We watched Dolphin Tale 2 via the Xbox.
Dd1 made them both go to bed early because tomorrow we must exercise the terrier and dd2 for longer than normal, so as to encourage good behavior from them during the dinner party.
They are going to dye some eggs to decorate the table with and do some clicker training with the terrier dd1 later revealed that the egg dying was to mentally stimulate dd2 and prevent her from misbehaving, treats will be offered for calm egg painting in order to set a calm mood for the dinner party
So not only we do not have normal telly, but we also train dd2 in the manner of an over excitable terrier 
Ex will be over joyed with us I'm sure 
MammaTJ, I have decided just to laugh at him. I'll never stop him saying the things he does and the things he says will never make sense to me or any other sound of mind person so the best thing to do is just to laugh at all ridiculous shit he comes up with and ignore the things I don't find amusing completely.
Rattie, of course no TV is an issue, they'll be bullied and ostracised
frrom their social group for not knowing who iCarly is hanging out with these days or what colour all of the My Little Ponys are, the fact that we can watch almost everything online is neither here nor there. It is something I am doing, so it is wrong and bad and wrong. The children will be scarred for life.
If dd2 remembers we have no TV and it genuinely seems to bother her, I will look into fixing the aerial, in the meantime, baking, crafts, outdoor play and family movie nights beat TV any old day.