It's blown over plants in the garden, my wheelie bin, it's blown over lorries on bridges and it's howling down my chimney, making the extractor fan slam, it's opening doors and is howling through my roof so I'm worried about losing roof tiles.
And worse, I've been reading that thread about old houses and ghosts.
What is the wind FOR?? Why do we even have it? It's like the wasps of meteorology.