to wish Nigel Farage would take off his Barbour

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three years of scrimping and saving, got my dream coat this xmas. I love(d) it.

now guess who my clothing twin in the public eye is?

ffs.

As long as you don't accessorise with a fag and a man o' the people pint of Ye Olde English Ale you should be okay.

What and reveal his glorious naked chest?

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Ha ha actually I would with Vladimir boy....

(he looks like he'd be puuuuuuuuurrrrre filth)

I had the same nightie as Michelle Fowler.

I think as long as you're not wearing a UKIP badge on the collar, people are unlikely to look at you and think of him. Do you smoke and drink pints, and grin like a flip-top Grinch?

I had the same nightie as Michelle Fowler

Pah. That's nothing.

I was watching a very earnest documentary about transvestites and transgender people only to see that one bloke had the same pussy cat bow, Margaret Thatcher-type blouse from M&S as me.

Well, we're all glam in our own way

a flip-top Grinch?

Yes! Nigel Farage looks exactly like a rubber pencil-topper I had when I was a child. It's so frustrating that I can't find an image of it.

It was the spitting image of him except it was green.

Do you mean one of these?

Yes. Like the bastard child of the green one on the left and the red one in the middle.

I still can't believe Farage is younger than Brad Pitt and Jonny Depp. He seems like their dad. It's that Barbour coat, it's so ageing.

I still can't believe Farage is younger than Brad Pitt and Jonny Depp.

Nooo! He's younger than me as well.

Farage is younger than Brad Pitt and Jonny Depp

Oh yes, he's younger. And much sexier. It's the Barbour coat.

Last week I found out that Jeremy Clarkson is only 54. I had him down as being at least 68.

He is trying to fit in with the country sports set. He views them as a good source of potential votes after Cameron shafted them over the Hunting Act

It's the Barbour coat. It's ageing and sexy.

I can't believe JC is 54!!!!

That's too much sexiness for just one photo springtime!

It's a still from 'Hinge and Bracket: The Wayward Years'.

So springtime if Farage worked a different coat. Maybe some kind of snakeskin thing that even makes dorky Nicolas Cage look good, would you shag him.

Obviously voting for him would be a step too far.

Yeah, probably. I like an old-looking man.

Eric Cantona is a bit younger than me.

Even though he looks a bit ropey now, I'd still do him