I've just sorted through a load of change (mostly pennies and 2p pieces that have accumulated in my purse and DP's pockets and get dumped in the pot on the mantelpiece) and now my hands stink. They're heavy and smelly and annoying and ruin your pockets and I hate them. They must be worth a fraction of what the half new penny was worth when it was discontinued.
I would like
Copper coins:
1p (discontinued)
2p (discontinued)
5p (to be phased out when it becomes as worthless as a 2p is now)
Silver coins:
10p
20p
50p
Gold coins:
£1
£2
£5
Notes:
£10
£20
£50 (and actually using them, rather than shopkeepers looking at you funnily - I'm sure nobody looked askance at you for using a £20 note in the eighties)
AIBU?