to call you a muppet, prat or pillock?

[ClockWatchingLady]

For me, it's plonker all the way, with the odd arsehole thrown in for the truly deserving.

What's your favourite insult?

Twat. Definitely twat. It covers so many options.

Cuntox.

Closely followed by Bell End.

Oh yes, I like a bit of Bell End, too.

wazzock

wally

depends how insulting I want to be and to whom

Fucking prick (usually uttered under my breath), to use out loud, knob'ed.

Berk
wazzerk
pratt

Twonk (but that's usually reserved for emits that won't put their cars in the hedges)
Effing A hole is always a good one!

I like mild classics like twerp and twit.

I like spikier classics like knob and wanker.

I like neo insults like twatbadger and cuntpuffin.

Numpty, can be used in so many ways, 'Oh darling don't be a numpty' or 'Fuck off you numpty', used to be twat until somebody pointed out that shrieking 'twat it' at the Y5 cricket tournament was really inappropriate.

Knob. Twat. Bellend.

Not necessarily at people, but at annoying incidents -pissflaps.

I have a weird habit of merging bad words together, if I'm annoying I tend to come out with 'buggerywank' or 'fuckshit'

Oh and wankstain, I forgot about that one. I like it lots.

Dickbag is my fave.

"Thou art a boil, a plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood."

Nobody coins insults like Shakespeare

I recently introduced my teens to wankstain, they were delighted. I don't often get irritation at other drivers and stopped swearing when I had my first child.

Nobjockey

Arse.

Douche sums up a lot of things for me but I do love a classic bell end!

I like twat and knobber

and DH and I have adopted cockwomble thanks to MN

bahahaha pmsl

I like dingbat

Silly billy if the kids, twonk if the DH and oxygen thief or pillock for anyone else. I'm in the US so if I call someone a pillock they have no idea what it means!