What are things

[Ramy48]

For a bored housewife to do?

OOH if I had the gift of time I'd get fit.

family history research

Sewing. Make a patchwork quilt.

I plan parties. They get out of hand... I need a job.

I have always wanted to learn a new language, if I had the time I would do it.

Exercise, cooking proper dinners, baking, gardening, growing your own fruit and veg, painting furniture (chalk paint), part time college course, other short courses like yoga, upholstery, interior design; getting involved in community initiatives, volunteering at local charities, school parents association, meeting friends for coffee.

These ae the things that I do to stop myself from getting bored, I've had a couple of 'pj days watching Jeremy Kyle' and realised that I was going to get depressed very quickly if I kept that up!!

There's loads to keep you busy, most of it doesn't cost anything or costs very little, depends what your interests are.

A cigar tube full of angry wasps makes a fantastic vibrator

WorraLiberty^

Now tell us how you get them into the tube . . . in fact post a video on Youtube.

I once had an email from a client promising me a box of flies and I was a bit disappointed with what I got.

Worra! I nearly wee'd a bit

Harmony hairspray will attract them

Or at least it did whenever I used to spray it on my 1980s flick-back

I ran into the sea at Clacton - fully clothed and screaming "Fuck off. Just fuck off the lot of you"...much to the concern and amusement of 100 onlookers

Mumsnet?

Scrape, sand down and repaint the fascia boards.

Get a job? Only kidding just getting it in before all the haterz pile in !

Make drawer scenters out of old tights and tea bags

Make some natty files using cereal boxes and leftover wallpaper

Other shit tips available upon request

I've crocheted two blankets (somebody kill me now!!!!). DS loves his woolly wonder.

Voluntary work, part time college course. join a gym.

S&M dominatrix? Or take up knitting. ;)

What happens if the lid comes off mid shenanigans with the cigar tube?

Imagine explaining that in A&E

Write a book

Anyway I've done volunteering in the kids school for three years (until we moved) which was lovely, helping with the 4/5 year olds. Bloody exhausting but sweet kids.

I now volunteer with a charity working with disabled kids, health permitting. I'm due more surgery so my help will be very limited at some point.

Helping on forums. Just decide what support you can offer (in my case domestic violence) and offer support and help.

See friends.

Shop in peace.

Cook nice food

Voluntary work with people less fortunate than yourself.

Garden
DIY
Craft projects
Research family tree
Voluntary work

Shag your gardener

Knit and watch 'Say Yes To The Dress' and 'I found the Gown'. And 'Catfish'.

That's what I'd do any way. As it is I do not get to do these things as often as I'd like

Start a stable of thoroughbred racing hamsters. The very first. Your name will go down in history as the breeder of the 'Godolphin Hamster'.

You could then spend your time shopping for outlandish hats to wear to race meetings and shag the hamster trainers.