To thank my lucky stars

[cleanmyhouse]

That I'm single?

Today i got up, had left over pizza for breakfast, made an arse of tiling the kitchen without someone telling me I was doing it wrong, painted the bathroom really fucking bright green, had what i fancied for dinner, left the house in a tip, wore a bloody awful outfit to decorate in with no bra and my hair scraped back, finished it all off with a glass of red and a really inappropriate chat on the phone with my brother about piles, prune juice and sharting.

Happy sunday!

(Anti stealth post?)

Why do you get out of your pjs at 4 Delphine? Seems pointless getting changed at that point.

I have a (lovely) bf but live by myself and I love LOVE it - don't want to wash your plate before bedtime? That's ok! Leave it on the side. Don't want to flush the loo every time? Also ok. Want go get up when you want? Go to bed when you want? Watch what you want every time? All good.

OH is moving in later this year, no idea how I will cope with it!

clean because I have to get a little fresh air every day otherwise I go a bit loopy! So I go for a little walk or something.

I was reading this thinking 'naww you just need to meet the right man who you can be completely yourselves with' until I read fuckitbuckets post - you have hit the nail on the head with the storage thing - that's what I miss about living on my own..bloody storage has caused more arguments in this house than its worth haha!

DON'T LET HIM!

I'm completely with you, but now I have that Dean Friedman song in my head.

I have met guys i can be completely myself with, but i wouldn't want to share a house with one.

I lived with sons dad for 2 years. If we hadn't moved in together I think we wouldn't have ever split.

I found out quickly that I actually didn't like the man

I bet he was rubbish at music videos.

He had no life in him. He bored me in the end.

Now I can do the shit I was moaned at for doing like going down the stairs in a wash basket. That hurt though.

I can also come in steaming drunk at 7am after been out since 6pm the day before and there's no one the bitch and moan at me about it.

That's the best basis for a split fuckitbucket

X post - I meant the not liking him!

If you substitute kids for men the analogy works there too. Doing what the hell you like without having to be constantly answerable to small unreasonable demanding people that unfortunately you can't ship off for the weekend. Although if I was single they could go to their dads.

The only thing about been single is there's no one to send on a Mcds run on a Sunday