To feel unable to cope with 'd'p's farts when he's eaten at his mothers?

[trashcanjunkie]

This is a serious problem. Dp goes once a week or every other to his mums for tea. When he comes back he does these colossal farts, that are like a shit in the room. They come very regularly for the rest of the night. I honestly can't fucking cope with them anymore, and am seriously thinking of saying he should stay over on those nights.

Well at least he's eating his veg .

Prebiotic powders might help. (Not yoghurt the concentration is too low to survive to do the job). They restored my balance after a month of post-birth laxatives.

A fart thread on a Tuesday night! Fantastic

DP went into the bathroom after me one night and gagged at the smell. Complained that he could still smell it from our bedroom and ribbed me for days. Didn't have the heart to tell him I hadn't had a poo and that it was all fart. Quite proud really.

this post reminds me of something that DH and I cried over last week

hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny

This is mint!
I often have to put up with this more than once a week I can tell you! But it adds a bit of humour to our lives! He does fucking stink sometimes tho. I end up throwing the windows open in our bedroom with freezing gales blowing in!
Having said that I ate a shit load of chicken stew last night it was lovely and it caused me a very noisy bum! Awesome!
We probably eat far too fast as well

DP thankyou! Having had a shit pardon the pun couple of days you have made me , it was needed. Men are dirty stinkers aren't they, why do we bother. Mine on the other hand is shaped like the fleur de lys and smells of roses.

Well, I showed him this thread last night!!! He actually did go to the bathroom to fart down the toilet and flush immediately

hellkitty I did a guffaw at your post!

I'm not the one who identified his dm as the ultimate super villain fartmeister - he did! At first he'd clAim it was because she used a slow cooker he genuinely thought it did something to the food.

When I met him, he was a dreadful farter. Pretty constant. I have won the battle for altering his diet somewhat, and I have been persuading him to eat more slowly for a few months now - mainly because we aren't wild animals! He didn't even realise he did it!

And actually, before I met him, I heard about his farting from mutual friends. Obviously not in a 'hey there's this great guy you should meet' way.

He and his db had invented a game called 'wimblebum' which has developed over the years.... A fart brews, and one must assume the position (sat back legs open, feet in the air) and when the moment comes, using your hand to mime, you 'serve'. The other player must then return service, of course. The pair of fucking weirdos that they are, even learned to store up farts for this stupid game, and keep portions back to try and win......

I heard about this after a particularly riotus session of Wimblebum saw them ejected from a hotel dining room during breakfast. Apparently they had been rather merry the previous evening, and somewhat misjudged the appropriateness of their behaviour.

Fuckwits

Oh that has really made me laugh. It's hideous isn't it. YANBU in the slightest, and well done for making him go to the loo. That is a major breakthrough.

DH is the same. His smell so putrid they wake me up. He claims that's rubbish, but you wake up from sound, sight (light) and touch, so why not smell? I wake up and the whole bedroom smells like toxic diarrhoea. It takes me ages to fall back to sleep. I've banned him from farting in the kitchen if we're cooking or eating, but he's won on the farting in the car as he says it hurts to keep them in. I'm going to try and persuade him to go to the loo in the evening after reading your victory.

And even worse, DS's farts sometimes smell exactly the same. Can fart smell be hereditary? I have had to tell his teacher to allow him to be excused from the classroom some mornings as the other kids would all be sick if they smelled his emissions. And the other day his friend's mum brought him home and when I opened the door she said, 'Your son is ABSOLUTELY TOXIC'. Apparently he'd done several in her car, much to the amazement of her own son. A few days later she apologised and said she's had a pretty bad day. But she did say she had never EVER smelled anything as gross.

Mine smell of absolutely nothing whatsoever. Seriously.

That's hilarious and terrible. I get so angry at car farting. Dp felt my wrath when he did them just after getting in ffs....

Ds2 farts smell like mine, so maybe they are hereditary!

'Cat poo trumps after eating meat'