NAR appreciation and crazy parking lady thread 2

[Nannyplum2015]

Just thought I'd start another thread as the other one looks like it will fill up soon! NDN has knocked again at NAR's house with no reply. I think she may be getting the message!

Can someone link the old thread as not sure how to do it.

Thanks

Googling the image of NAR I see he is the Australian face of diet coke www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/city-east/meet-the-aussie-diet-coke-guy-bondi-builder-matt-wilson/story-fngr8h22-1226665865721 Tis always the way with popular threads.

MadamG I'll just have another wee vino on your behalf.... Don't say we're not good to you

Awww, poor MadamG.

Me, I gave up Catholicism for Lent. Some 30 years ago.

I bet if all the MNers on this thread contributed £3 we could buy and SORN a write-off old banger to be permanently parked in such a way as to inconvenience mad-parking-lady. It's such a shame that NAR and FONAR keep needing their cars.

Brilliant!

Best thread ever.

I think if she doesn't get the message, you should go all surrealist and start leaving random items on top of her car. A copy of the Satanic Bible. Empty malteser packets wedged into her door handles. A row of bunting made of empty condom wrappers to string daintily across her windscreen.

4 stars. Genuis.

I think we should have a little car emoticon in honour of this fabulous thread. We could use it whenever someone is an entitled arse and call it [nannyplum].

2rebecca - you don't think I popped round NAR's house and actually took a picture of him?! Lol I googled diet coke model )as I remember they had a tasty guy on there) and used that as a joke!

Also, Nanny, I'd never even heard of Pom Bears before I became a mumsnetter, but it seems like I can't move for seeing them these days! The origin was a fred that's now in Classics, about a crazy couple the OP and her husband had over for dinner, after having been to theirs - apparently they seemed very wealthy but served really weird (cheap) food, allusions to "car key" parties and (around mid-fred) bonkers couple donating a bottle of turps to the school fete. come to think of it, that could explain a lot here it is - the "money shot" is about 2/3 down the page - long (funny!) post describing the dinner, in which most of Mumsnet fell in love with OP's husband (utterer of the infamous "Pom Bears anyone?" line).

Much as we are now with NAR.

If NAR and Mrs.NAR aren't answering the door to her, i suppose it's safe to go clean the kitchen? (Lamest placemark ever)
(The hovering in bottom right corner doesnt seem to work. In Safari on my ipad. So it is justified!)

Im hooked! Who knew parking was so interesting!

I parked in my neighbours spot the other day to clean car. He was . Not very exciting.

Marking my place and offering round a wide selection of American varieties of Ben & Jerry's as my contribution to the party.

Found you all!

Does NAR and FONAR know they have set hearts a' fluttering all over the UK in the last couple of days, I wonder? Karma does exist, and it's good

I must know the outcome! Awesome thread :)

Amazing. Can't wait for the next installment. Guaranteed to be a better outcome than Lucy's killer.

at 2rebecca thinking that you have an actual professional picture of married NAR, topless none the less, not only that happy to post it on mumsnet.

I get sheer rage is someone parks in my clearly marked spot. I would've dragged her out of her house by the hair, thrown her at her car and screamed at her to move it or I'd break her legs! I am classy though

Ok op this is what to do and if this doesn't work try the other

I have given up biscuits for Lent but should I give up Bearing False Witness instead?

I was chuckling over this thread so told DH about it.

He gave me this face

I don't think he'd be a good MNetter

This thread has thoroughly cheered me up as I am currently bed bound with and awful inner ear virus thing. Go NAR and FONAR.