To of written this

[Honeydragon]

post just to piss some of you off?

I hate it when a OP pastes and runs

Does anyone have teenagers who know how to speak properly, but don't?

eg - My DS insists on saying things like:

"I see him in town the other day"
"I'm going pub"

I want to throttle the little bugger, I really, really do.
And no, Breathing does not help one little bit

My favourite today on another post was 'abnegating' - arrggghhhhhh
(I think it was intended to be abdicating)

I only clicked on this thread to tear you a new arse hole regarding the use of 'of'

Thankyou honey dragon. Was feeling a but crap today but this has cheered me up!

A but crap?? The mind bobbles.

Obviously I meant a bit crap!

Gah!!!

My ipad autocorrect is going to get me into trouble one day.

at "but crap" ^^

Gah you bastard

I give up. Boggles!

Sorry

I spent a little time on the MN Facebook slow cooker thread last night and therefore feel qualified to help translate any of the posts you have trouble with. Huns.

My eyes were bleeding tears of despair.

Manic3mum, I'm confused. What's wrong with "abnegating"? Do you mean it was used in the wrong context or what?

you was unreasonable to of immaced a baby done that, has you dyed a baby blue recently got a bit bored? blue is so boring, i prefer mine multicouloured

I think its discusting to con us like that.

its fucking HAVE you atrocious

I think its discusting to con us like that

Defiantly!

cunt

Can you be more pacific?

I could of done summat more useful that read this thread

notfunny
I hope you are hiding somewhere safe .....

huh, not bothered to come back?

You've ruined mumsnet, the world, the English language, my life etc....

I'm going to after post on this thread.

I could of ignored it. I hope your all happy with yourselfs.