I've seriously got the rage this morning.
Those health official and newspaper fuckers are retracting all their patronising healthy eating advice for the last 40 years.
I mean, I never really followed it because I'm obsessed with Philadelphia and squirty cream (not together), but they are just such total arses to recommend all this stuff without any decent evidence.
I'm going to live in the wilderness where no one can give me any "advice" ever, and get weekly deliveries of 500 Twixes.