Arsenic, too right they do. They'd probably take and enjoy the five minutes of 'fame', too.
Last year, I got to look at an old workhouse's interior (it's now a museum but the only actual original workhouse bits are in the offices, above). And it was a really powerful thing. There was a grand entrance hall and staircase - but that was for the visiting posh folk and local worthies. The actual staircase the inmates were herded up was horrible as were the corridors, as was any surviving part of the original building.
My own workhouse ancestor was buried in a public grave with 13 other workhouse inmates. They'd leave the grave cuts open for a month, dump the bodies in, as they came along, then close it up. This man probably only spent the last few weeks of his life in the workhouse hospital as on every census, and according to accounts we have found of him, he was a hardworking, outstanding man. Incredibly sad to find him in a workhouse grave with strangers, miles from home. His family for generations buried in the village where I now live.
These burials cost a few shillings but were beyond the means of most inmates' families. Most went in a pauper's grave - which was even worse.
I have done a lot of research in poor law records and workhouse records. There are no real words for how heartless the system was. Some ended in the County Asylums. They are sometimes recorded on censuses only by initial.
IDS, Cameron and Clegg would happily see the plebs banged up and picking oakum or whatever the modern version of that is. Even if the OP here is a troll it is interesting to see there really are people in society who would be happy to bring back the workhouse. So long as it's called a housing centre.